Slogans
Add an entry to our enormous ever-growing list of taglines for the Distributed Computing project (please refrain from posting suggestive or sexually explicit slogans, though). Or, if you're not that creative, simply vote for your favorite. A listing of older, worn-out phrases can be found here.
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Ten Most Popular Entries
Crack for the Future!
Pogo - 2567 votes - [vote for this]
64 bits....so simple a child can crack it.
Gnuthad - 2055 votes - [vote for this]
Because there's one born every minute... and we're proving it every day.
Aristotles - 1227 votes - [vote for this]
Cow's up!!!
aReMBe - 940 votes - [vote for this]
Sorry Mr. President. You should've used 256 bits.
BiggRanger - 871 votes - [vote for this]
All your keys are belong to DDP!
StankDawg - 747 votes - [vote for this]
To encrypt is human.......to crack, bovine
Shaun @ MSU - 616 votes - [vote for this]
Compuers of all the world UNITE us, the humanity needs US !
Ametutto - 549 votes - [vote for this]
When cryptography is outlawed, only outlaws will have cryptography.
[sp] - 507 votes - [vote for this]
Well, we just happen to HAVE an infinite number of monkeys!
jingfired - 491 votes - [vote for this]
The Rest...
(be sure to scroll and consider voting for the ones at the bottom too!)
...because cpu time is a terrible thing to waste.
Lael Odhner - 470 votes - [vote for this]
This is your message "f%^Hh6hRh786q&mgfdf%<", This is your message on distributed.net "Just like plain text!"
Darren Clark - 432 votes - [vote for this]
Your computer can perform 16 billion calculations a second, and you used how many bits???
Gnuthad - 409 votes - [vote for this]
ZAVEN is a proud member of N.A.M.B.L.A. crack team
trix - 401 votes - [vote for this]
We came, we saw, we cracked!
Thorin - 351 votes - [vote for this]
Resistance is Futile, You Will be Distributed
Warren Midgley - 330 votes - [vote for this]
Scott me up, Beamie!
Boothby - 317 votes - [vote for this]
Crack This!
John Morgan - 312 votes - [vote for this]
"Big brother, you've got a problem. . ."
Keith Christopher - 267 votes - [vote for this]
Cow tipping is nothing compared to this
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 205 votes - [vote for this]
"Mom where is your Calculator ?? I need more CPU's !!!!
FOLA - 171 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net ...What else is a Windows box good for?
Dust2K - 158 votes - [vote for this]
Proof That There Is Strength In Numbers.
Seumas - 143 votes - [vote for this]
Crappy Hacking!!! .....oops.... Happy Cracking!!!
Mikey! - 140 votes - [vote for this]
Got Cycles?
owen - 136 votes - [vote for this]
We're not nerds. We swear.
Benjamin Gibson - 134 votes - [vote for this]
Keylength is irrelevant. Encryption algorithm is irrelevant. We will add your processor and CPU cycles to our own. All plaintext will be distributed.
Replicant - 128 votes - [vote for this]
Get it and crack it!
Fandal - 120 votes - [vote for this]
May the Cows be with you
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 118 votes - [vote for this]
If you will crack it, they will come.
Daniel M. Spielman - 116 votes - [vote for this]
Yes, I was a crack feign of '72.
BugDave - 98 votes - [vote for this]
2.75e+56 keys on the wall; 2.75e+56 keys...
anonymous - 97 votes - [vote for this]
As an OpenSecret
JuGboX - 96 votes - [vote for this]
I am Jack's idle CPU time.
nil - 93 votes - [vote for this]
To boldly crack what no one has cracked before!
Tim Dobbelaere - 91 votes - [vote for this]
Join the club, crack the code!
Lemon - 79 votes - [vote for this]
Don't waste your idle time, Donate it!
Nochkin - 77 votes - [vote for this]
RC5, It's What's For Dinner
J.D. Hodges - 74 votes - [vote for this]
May the Cpu be with you!
Argy - 73 votes - [vote for this]
When it absolutely, positively has to be cracked in...oh, three or four years.
Dr. Zeus - 72 votes - [vote for this]
There is a place where Linux, Microsoft and Apple work happily together - distributed.net
Threo - 69 votes - [vote for this]
It's 11 O'Clock. Do you know where your CPU cycles are at?
Vegeta99 - 69 votes - [vote for this]
You only use 10% of your CPU.
Volty - 67 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net... The Pure Joy of Crunching
Edo - 67 votes - [vote for this]
My name is net, distributed.net.
TWISTI - 65 votes - [vote for this]
Think imaginary!
Stephen Hawking - 62 votes - [vote for this]
Think your CPU is not fast enough? Think distributed.net!
Volty - 61 votes - [vote for this]
Everybody should have a cow in their system tray...
Daniel Herzog - 59 votes - [vote for this]
For The Best Computer Security....Turn It OFF!
Digtal Mesiah - 58 votes - [vote for this]
If brute force doesn’t solve your problem, you’re not using enough.
Bruce Wilson - 51 votes - [vote for this]
Security only makes the ignorant feel safe.
excesspwr - 51 votes - [vote for this]
"We need cows. Lots of cows" - Keanu Bovine, The RC5trix
Dr$teve2 - 50 votes - [vote for this]
Idle CPU time, free. Code cracking client, free. Viewing progress and statistics, free. Finding the correct key, priceless. (or about $1,000).
Todd - 48 votes - [vote for this]
HOW ARE YOU GENTLEMEN !! ALL YOUR CYPHERS ARE BELONG TO US. YOU ARE ON THE WAY TO DECRYPTION. YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO WITHSTAND MAKE YOUR KEYSPACE. HA HA HA HA ....
Xavier - 48 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net: the only reason my computer is on right now...
Jason Cate - 45 votes - [vote for this]
The crack is out there
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 44 votes - [vote for this]
Distribute and Conquer!
Speaker - 43 votes - [vote for this]
This is my CPU. There are many like it, but this one is mine.
Rainman - 42 votes - [vote for this]
Secret, secret, go away; fear the cow-head in my tray
henrik - 38 votes - [vote for this]
Crack kills
Ari - 38 votes - [vote for this]
Every time you waste a CPU cycle, God kills a kitten. Please, think of the kittens.
Crimson - 36 votes - [vote for this]
Moo.
Yevgeny Binder - 36 votes - [vote for this]
64 bit? 64 shmitt!
edwin - 34 votes - [vote for this]
Having a great time! STOP. Send more keys! STOP.
Beeblebrox - 34 votes - [vote for this]
...and optimum Golomb rulers for all!
Xavier - 34 votes - [vote for this]
God said unto Noah, "I shall send a flood of daft legislation to do some stupid stuff, you must build a cracking metacomputer to save the world" and Noah said, "I can only build boats" so Distributed.net did it
Caveman.uk - 34 votes - [vote for this]
In Crack We Trust!
Red Pill - 33 votes - [vote for this]
"Are all these footsteps destined to come to all of us... or are we to divide them among us" - A Tale of Two Cities - Charles Dickens
John Rouse - 33 votes - [vote for this]
Do not adjust your mind, reality is malfunctioning
Club Soda - 33 votes - [vote for this]
I am distributed.net
Mark Donaldson - 32 votes - [vote for this]
The key is out there!
Cyber-D - 30 votes - [vote for this]
Stupid thing gave me the wrong key.
John Rouse - 29 votes - [vote for this]
I love crack!
Wolfen - 29 votes - [vote for this]
"Big Brother, your Daddy's calling..."
RBFields - 28 votes - [vote for this]
We're Just a Bunch of Crack Babies
Rich - 28 votes - [vote for this]
Crack... It does a body good
god - 27 votes - [vote for this]
To gain power, you must distribute it...
Patrick Sand - 27 votes - [vote for this]
CRACK! Oops, I broke it....
Wojtek - 25 votes - [vote for this]
145156, 145157, 145158, 145490, damit!! *sigh* 1, 2, 3...
chaos - 25 votes - [vote for this]
Two's company, three's a crowd... 12 milllion's a lot more fun!
The Amazing Goat - 25 votes - [vote for this]
What's the use, Dnet already lost the cracked key anyway ;)
All active participants watching stats - 25 votes - [vote for this]
The computing equivalent to "Hey, are you going to eat that?"
cesoid - 25 votes - [vote for this]
Mmm... metacomputer....
Jason - 24 votes - [vote for this]
What Does 70,000,000,000 blocks, and a Holy Cow have in common? 64 bit encrypton and $10,000
Jester - 24 votes - [vote for this]
I crack, therefore I am
Viking - 24 votes - [vote for this]
128 bit ... all your plaintext are belong to us!
aton - 24 votes - [vote for this]
In the name of our CPU's, Distributed dot net, and our holy bits. Crack!
sero - 24 votes - [vote for this]
Feel the Brute Force!
Domi - 24 votes - [vote for this]
Why have one cow when you can have a herd
Nighthalk - 23 votes - [vote for this]
Eeeny Meeny Miny Moo!
Kevin Hughes - 22 votes - [vote for this]
Stop voting slogans and start cracking!
sero - 22 votes - [vote for this]
Q: How can a cow is smarter than the National Security Agency? ... A: More beef. Become a part of the biggest computer ever! Distributed.net
Mr. Fork - 22 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.Net - Cracking your security away
Carlos Laviola - 22 votes - [vote for this]
Idle CPUs do the devil's work.
xant - 20 votes - [vote for this]
tried and busted it [anagram for distrubuted.net]
snowchyld - 20 votes - [vote for this]
Wouldn't it suck if we ran out of keyspace and didn't find the key?
blaird_us - 20 votes - [vote for this]
#10 Business Envelopes Provide Better Security Than 64 Bit Encryption.
Seumas - 19 votes - [vote for this]
In life there are many good things like cars, money, and weed, but u want sumthing confusing, a girl is all u need
AzNsTyLe - 19 votes - [vote for this]
"Taurus: The stars predict, tommorow you'll wake up, do a bunch of keys, and then go back to sleep." - Your Horoscope for Today
Xavier - 18 votes - [vote for this]
United we crack...
Da_Buddha - 18 votes - [vote for this]
How many keys could a key cracker crack if a key cracker could crack keys?
myosin - 18 votes - [vote for this]
Your Crack Distribution Network
Martin Pelletier - 18 votes - [vote for this]
"They say it makes the Internet faster...."
Draxinusom - 17 votes - [vote for this]
Faster than NSA!
Crypto dude - 16 votes - [vote for this]
Will crack for Caffeine...
Wild Will - 16 votes - [vote for this]
Many hands make light work.
John Heywood - 16 votes - [vote for this]
I never metacomputer I didn't like....
eritain - 16 votes - [vote for this]
Isn't it great that CompUSA hooks all their display computers up to the Internet now? <snicker>
TomCat - 16 votes - [vote for this]
Milk your processor for all it's worth...
Barrie Tite - 16 votes - [vote for this]
( The More You Show the More Will Know )
Jonathan R. DeMallie - 16 votes - [vote for this]
Ever doubt the security of your 40-bit browser? ... We do.
Matthew Mastracci - 16 votes - [vote for this]
To crack is Bovine
Lumina Designs - 15 votes - [vote for this]
Try this at home
Arne Schmitz - 15 votes - [vote for this]
There is no crime like idle time!!!
Nico - 15 votes - [vote for this]
18 quintillion keys? Piece o' cake!
Nils [GHN] - 15 votes - [vote for this]
When brute force doesn't solve your problem, you're not using enough
Pyrrus - 15 votes - [vote for this]
All your CPU are belong to us!
Justin the Almighty - 14 votes - [vote for this]
Big cash for people who help embarass the government, and no need for cigars.
Michael - 14 votes - [vote for this]
We are the distributed.net's , Lower your shields and give us your CPU Cycles. Resistance is Futile.
Kassian Plankensteiner - 14 votes - [vote for this]
Penif n u mouf <:\
Wang - 14 votes - [vote for this]
Excuses for running a distributed.net client on a corporate system #103: The kernal has a buggy idle loop
ELAL - 14 votes - [vote for this]
Stop waisting cycles, get to work!
Simon Dellmont - 13 votes - [vote for this]
Ich bin ein Boviner - JFK
Tenra - 13 votes - [vote for this]
Virtual Crackhouse - http://www.distributed.net -
SoNiCb0oM - GBH(tm) - 13 votes - [vote for this]
The Distributed Net Key Recovery Service: 40 Bits for $100, 56 Bits for $10000, 64 Bits, well, make us an offer!
Alex - 13 votes - [vote for this]
Neo, Follow the White Cow... moo, moo
Da geek Kid - 13 votes - [vote for this]
It's not how big your key is. It's how you use it.
IzodX - 13 votes - [vote for this]
J: Now I want you to go in that bag and find my Calculater. P:Which one is it? J:It's the one that says FUCK-64bits on it.
Special Agent Utah - 13 votes - [vote for this]
If you thought losing your house key was a pain...
Jason Holloway - 13 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net, Making Old Computers Feel Useful!
NebulaX - 12 votes - [vote for this]
This code was cracked entirely with recycled electrons.
Niete - 12 votes - [vote for this]
18,446,744,073,709,551,616 different keys? Let's see... You'd take one thousand mathematicians, each one checks one key per second and never sleeps, so in just... 584 million years you're done. Now what do FIVE years sound like?
Zac - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Similar, in many respects, to stopping a flood by having everyone jump into the river.
cesoid - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Got idle time?
Nochkin - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Get In The Grid
neurob@sher - 12 votes - [vote for this]
We are all crack heads!
GeF - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Every key must be tested, I demand a recount
Captain Kaos - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Wanna play with a fast computer? G4 @4 gflop/s? Starfire @ 42.6 gflop/s? Cray T3E @ 2400 gflop/s? Look again, distributed.net @ 12507 gflop/s
Ebola - 12 votes - [vote for this]
"Use it or lose it.....Mr. CPU"
Bob Dole - 12 votes - [vote for this]
Government-approved encryption isn't all it's cracked up to be...
John - 11 votes - [vote for this]
For the Geek shall inherit the Earth!
Sponge! - 11 votes - [vote for this]
your re all shit lamerz
a really good friend - 11 votes - [vote for this]
Crack is like pussy, once you have had it you want more!!!
SithRage - 11 votes - [vote for this]
Moo-ving faster everyday.
the cow - 11 votes - [vote for this]
People say crack is bad for you.
GeF - 10 votes - [vote for this]
"so long and thanx for all the passwords "
d3mons33d - 10 votes - [vote for this]
It's a bird, it's a plain, IT'S A DUTCH POWER COW
André van Leeuwen - 10 votes - [vote for this]
Wake up. The Cow has you Neo...
L. Rocco - 10 votes - [vote for this]
It's 100% secure ... until we prove you wrong
SuperDuG - 10 votes - [vote for this]
...because a $2,000.00 hunk of metal is a terrible thing to leave sit on your desk doing nothing.
Dr. PC - 10 votes - [vote for this]
When do we get to crack DNA encryption?
Jelle Kalf - 10 votes - [vote for this]
May your CPU never be idle
Michael Whidden - 10 votes - [vote for this]
Bovine of the World, Unite!
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 10 votes - [vote for this]
"When this baby hits 88Mkeys/s, you'll gonna see some serious shit" - Doc L. Bovine, Cow to the Future
genesismac - 9 votes - [vote for this]
So *this* is mad cow disease!
DarkWing - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net -- Socialism for computers
Remo Ford - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Ending amount of keys, infinite amount of time, crack RC5
Kajakske - 9 votes - [vote for this]
CracK thE PlaNet!!!
Xerberus - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Crack 'n' Roll...
Xyo - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Just a sec, that key's around here somewhere...
Ken Clarke - 9 votes - [vote for this]
May the c0w be with you...
Yoshi - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Listen...................................................................................................................................................................................................................................Moo
SNAIL - 9 votes - [vote for this]
All your keys belong to us
Shadow - 9 votes - [vote for this]
Prions...No not the things that CAUSES MadCow Disease; The THING that powers our SERVER!!!
SNAIL - 9 votes - [vote for this]
72 bits....so simple a child can crack it. (yeah thats why BIG daddys working on it...)
cipher - 9 votes - [vote for this]
It's not about 100,000 CPUs cruching RC5. It's all about the wasted power of 100,000,000 idle ones.
Darek - 9 votes - [vote for this]
You've lost your key? - We'll find it.
Patrick Schiffer - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Moo!
Joersch - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Where the crack is, there will we be also
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 8 votes - [vote for this]
polly want an RC5 cracker
Skanky-Monkey-In-The-Carpet - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Brute Force Rules!
Dr. Zeus - 8 votes - [vote for this]
I want RC5-80? to be cracked by us!
Toshihiro Kokubun - 8 votes - [vote for this]
New Crack City
Kenneth - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Legal Cracking. This is your next mission.
Yuji O. - 8 votes - [vote for this]
This ain't your mother's supercomputer
sciencewhiz - 8 votes - [vote for this]
CrAck ThE PlAnEt !!!!!!
[EVIL]Raven - 8 votes - [vote for this]
We're the Locksmiths of the Future...
CheshireKat (Again) - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Because most of the time your computer is either a shelf or a space heater.
cesoid - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Putting that 8086 to good use, Distributed.net
Judg3 - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Don'T WaSTE your TiME! Join distribuited.net ProjeCTS
GuNDAM - 8 votes - [vote for this]
because gentlemen don't read each other's mail.
not you - 8 votes - [vote for this]
To crack or not to crack, THAT is the Question!!!
Randy Sinnott - 8 votes - [vote for this]
Veni, Vidi, Dissilire
Ian Croquemitaine - 8 votes - [vote for this]
One small step for man, one giant CPU for Mankind.
Martin C. - 8 votes - [vote for this]
No CPU idle!
Nick Ocinin - 7 votes - [vote for this]
No Sir, Mr. President, It's only a screensaver, not Rainbow Six.
CatFish - 7 votes - [vote for this]
"We are crackers, hackers, users, and creators. We collect the power of network and CPU, algorithm and keyspace, egotistical users and convocations of nations. These are the tools we employ and we learn many things."
Xavier - 7 votes - [vote for this]
All For One And One For All
DIGIPRESS - 7 votes - [vote for this]
18,446,744,073,709,551,616 keys -- it's what's for dinner
tcrowder@vt.edu - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Life is too short to waste cycles!
r3t0 - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Code fast, crash young and leave a nice core!
Michael Winckler - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Booyah, RC5, Booyah!
Spectracide - 7 votes - [vote for this]
BEEF ITS WHATS CRACKING
Kevin Korn - 7 votes - [vote for this]
To err is human, to distribute... bovine!
Sean Matheis - 7 votes - [vote for this]
There is only one thing more powerfull than distributed.net It's the global effort of executing HALT instruction.
Darek - 7 votes - [vote for this]
a CRAY? DeepBlue? - nothing. Go for the real thing. distributed.net.
Deelkar - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Ok kids, lets play Guess the Key!
ajax - 7 votes - [vote for this]
stop searching for aliens that probably won't say HI, and help change the world you're living in
Aartaxerxes - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Look, the odds are only slightly worse than hitting the 20-spot in Keno.
Eric Dashofy - 7 votes - [vote for this]
"THE KEY IS OUT THERE!"
TC - 7 votes - [vote for this]
...Keeping 32 old 486's running...
Baktor Silvanti - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Dnet - Brain Candy for your computer.
Jago - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Join the family
matze - 7 votes - [vote for this]
No multi-colored, pansy screensavers here!
Ryan - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Our crack won't kill you.
Rono007 - 7 votes - [vote for this]
Chomping at the bit
angus - 7 votes - [vote for this]
To crack or not to crack, that is the question.
ViperRT - 6 votes - [vote for this]
BEEF...Its What BITS BYTE!
SNAIL - 6 votes - [vote for this]
64 is too simple, moo want to try more !!!
Jeb - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Look at the size of that thing. Cut the chatter, Red 2, keep cracking!
Hanfed - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Encrypted it stands, divided we'll conquer
Shade - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Secure you say?
LANsugen - 6 votes - [vote for this]
18,446,744,073,709,551,616 keys on the wall, 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 keys.....
myosin - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Because spare CPU time is a terrible thing to waste.
Phil Pemberton - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Teamwork is Success...
Michael McDonald - 6 votes - [vote for this]
My love for you is cracking bit, BERZERKER! Would you like to take a shit, BERZERKER!
Olaf - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Crack or be Cracked!!!
Brian Greenberg - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Crack 'till we crack
TeRmYtE - 6 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net "Lets share the Power."
Nazrag - 6 votes - [vote for this]
To Pimp or not to pimp that is the question
bwob - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Oops i cracked one again
Wouter de Vries - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Manure: American Style
Conal McCauley - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Hi mom!
Adenosine - 6 votes - [vote for this]
CPU = Cow-Powered Universe
Ensign Yu - 6 votes - [vote for this]
UNIX "is" user-friendly, it's just picky about who it's friends are!
Dan - 6 votes - [vote for this]
never worry... always -=PaNiC=-
fuckerr - 6 votes - [vote for this]
"May no computer ever be idle again." - Adam L. Beber
Siberiyan - 6 votes - [vote for this]
When is this going to be hard? When the world ends.....
Kawlv1 - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Money talks - so does weak encryption
Andrew Watson - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Size does matter (Cowzilla)
L. Rocco - 6 votes - [vote for this]
We don't need the key, we'll break in!
Dario V - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Its amazing that while God limited the intelligence of man, he didnt also limit mans stupidity
Jehosifatz - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Finding your weakness is only a matter of time. (Borg Queen - Star Trek VII)
Thalion - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Crackers, Gromit!
Raf - 6 votes - [vote for this]
...I eat blocks for breakfast...
Marc Nagy - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Become part of the most poweful computer on earth...
Paul George - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Give me the prize... There can be only one! - Kurgan
sukotto - 6 votes - [vote for this]
This is your computer on crack.
Neil Camp - 6 votes - [vote for this]
It's kind of fun to do the impossible.
Walt Disney - 6 votes - [vote for this]
"You have a right to crack keys. Everything you do can and will be used for you when a 10000$ prize is given..."
VarjoPoro - 6 votes - [vote for this]
I'm a crack addict!
Z00100 - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Been there, cracked that, got the T-shirt...
Nicktar - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Did you use 256 bits or just 64? Ask yourself: Do you feel lucky? well doya, punk?
Alastair - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Because we can
Fred - 6 votes - [vote for this]
If you can't crack it. Join us!
no1sname - 6 votes - [vote for this]
Ellen Feiss wasn't on crack, it was cough syrup! Don't make the same mistake, use distributed.net!
Xavier - 6 votes - [vote for this]
My name is ____ and I am, a cow-holic.
KayeL - 6 votes - [vote for this]
we calculate the future - together
luxar - 5 votes - [vote for this]
64 down, 72 to go.
Euclid - 5 votes - [vote for this]
None of us is as powerfull as ALL of us.
Nameless CPU - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Knowledge is power
Lele - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Hack The Planet ! Or crack the Planet ?
Python - 5 votes - [vote for this]
[to the tune of a Monty Python song:] Every cycle is sacred, every cycle is good. If a cycle gets wasted, the Cow gets quite irate.
IByte - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Gotta' Crack 'em All!
Chris Chenevich - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Crack it!
Ne0 - 5 votes - [vote for this]
GIVE ME CRACK OR GIVE ME DEATH!
Ne0 of Team AnandTECH - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Our Crack is bigger than a Repair man's
Gorco - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Aim for the stars and maybe you'll reach the sky.
Unknown - 5 votes - [vote for this]
We Oughta Have a theme song...
DJ 'e' - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Go crack yourself
Maontje - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Shhh... Be vewy vewy quiet, I'm cwacking keys!
MrWhsprs - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Echelon, kiss my ass!
bakkus - 5 votes - [vote for this]
if you can't break it, use it.
punky - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Hey, stop using that computer! You'll slow down the cracking.
Piku - 5 votes - [vote for this]
We need much more CPU´s to crack the RC5 encryption! So join to us and lets make much more secure world!
d2s - 5 votes - [vote for this]
When all else fails... ahh screw it i'm going to bed
silic0n - 5 votes - [vote for this]
And RSA Labs said "Let there be RC-64!" and the Bovine saw that it sucked, and it DID suck. And the clients cracked, the key was found, their second try.
TK-421 - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Anything created by man can be destroyed by man. - Distributed.net
DarkGhost - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net -- Where people join to find the key to success...
Kenny Mccormick - 5 votes - [vote for this]
DAMN!!! Still no PalmOS distributed.net client!
ELAL - 5 votes - [vote for this]
The Year of the Cow
Train - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Byte me!
eXsign - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Still belive that your system's safe? You're not ready for distributed.net
CheshireKat - 5 votes - [vote for this]
mom said i could....
Grizz - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.Net: Bovine Intervention
berklee - 5 votes - [vote for this]
This is my CPU, this is my gun. This is for cracking, this is for fun...
implode - 5 votes - [vote for this]
"Oops, I cracked it again" - Britney Spears following use of Distributed.net client.
Gnuthad - 5 votes - [vote for this]
3 Years of cracking and all I have to show for it is a distributed.net t-shirt
EnzymE - 5 votes - [vote for this]
A computer at rest cannot be stopped
Wordman - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Mam, dont turn off my computer!
Jeroen - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Where do you want to crack today?
Luke Hopwood - 5 votes - [vote for this]
How now brown cow ? The answer is on distributed.net
Sacha - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Bored? Get distributed! www.distributed.net :)
Tempest3K - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Why? Because you've got better things to do than stress test your processor's idle loop.
Kenneth Sanislo - 5 votes - [vote for this]
security is the illusion that the status will remain quo
1 of 1 prime adjunct unimatrix zero - 5 votes - [vote for this]
64bit? I'd rather use my handwriting for encryption...
Shirkan - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Help protect tomorrows privacy
Ties - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Do not try and crack the key. That's impossible. Instead only try to realize the truth: There is no key.
Deathy - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Everything can be Cracked!
Slin - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Are you a crackhead too?
Oscillator - 5 votes - [vote for this]
MoO Mo MOO MoOO, Mo MOoO MOoO Mo MO MOOOOOOO !!!
gargoile - 5 votes - [vote for this]
To crack or not to crack, ... That's the question
Kajakske - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Security?
Bamze - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Plug-In! Turn On! Crack!
Timothy Leary from beyond the grave - 5 votes - [vote for this]
1F V Qant 73AD Th1z Th3N V k&nT Qr@ck 4 $h1t
Ian Croquemitaine - 5 votes - [vote for this]
It's 12:30pm, We've got 1500 idle pc's, and a key to find.
Dave - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Why be a Hacker, when you can be a Distributed Cracker?
Astrolox - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Its a Cracker ! Its the way I send em !
Longbloke - 5 votes - [vote for this]
Oh RC5, Oh RC5, wherefore art thou 64?
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Individuals play the game, but teams win championships.
unknown - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Cry Crack it! And let slip the dogs of Encryption.
Sunfacebob - 4 votes - [vote for this]
If it's too big for one person to comprehend, find more people.
Mr. Stickman - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Cyphers... Not all they're cracked up to be!
Martin Pelletier - 4 votes - [vote for this]
The biggest Crack Party on Earth
Raf - 4 votes - [vote for this]
ViVA La GnOCCA della MuCCA
La Gnocchetta - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Life's a numbers game
me - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Remember that overnight success usually takes about 5 years
Apeboy - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Crack, the choice of a new generation
Jake Prewitt - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Hmm, please enter your PIN...no we don't need it - 56 bit are laugh!
tigtac - 4 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net unser im Himmel, geheiligt werde deine Kuh. Dein Client komme, dein key geschehe, wie an meinem P3 so an eurer Cray, Unseren täglich Key gib uns heute, und vergib uns unsere 56-Bit wie auch wir vergeben der RSA. Und führe und nicht zu 64 B
AgentR2 - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Dude, where's my cow?
Saxton - 4 votes - [vote for this]
"Imagination is more important then knowledge."
Albert Einstein - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Power to the distributed ones
Tom Ribbens - 4 votes - [vote for this]
I love the smell of cycles in the morning
Bit Maestro - 4 votes - [vote for this]
64 bits... how hard can it be!
Niels - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Why buy one when you can have two for twice the price.
Rene - 4 votes - [vote for this]
The CRACK is in the mail.
Doctor Wu - 4 votes - [vote for this]
I got yer crack RIGHT HERE!
818_state - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Dear NSA, 56-Bit now. You're next. All empires eventually fall. Sincerely, The Distributed.Net
Knight.Errant - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net: Where weak crypto is a statistic.
Craig Maloney - 4 votes - [vote for this]
If it's a key, it is cracked !
RugZo - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Whatever Blows Your Skirt Up!
Well it wasn't me! - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Get high on Crack. Must Crack. Need more crack
T.J. - 4 votes - [vote for this]
We're just... ummm... testing it... yeah thats it!
Jakub - 4 votes - [vote for this]
So hot, it'll crack your processor!
TimmyRaa - 4 votes - [vote for this]
More Crack then Harlem!
Steve - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Mooo've over 64, Mooo'ving on up to 72
Paul - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Moo moo, moo moo, moo-moo-moo... RC5 dash, seven two!
Split 29 - 4 votes - [vote for this]
All your CPU are belong to us
* [ P s e u d 0 ¯ ] - 4 votes - [vote for this]
I want to be one.
Odret - 4 votes - [vote for this]
We'll show you what insecurity is all about.
Malar - 4 votes - [vote for this]
oh dear, i never thought i'd be doing crack... :)
Mark Casey - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Hi ho, Hi ho it's off to crack we go, with a idle cycles and internet links, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho, hi ho
Dale Roberts - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Lost your Keys, Mr. RC5?
Joshie - 4 votes - [vote for this]
If you crack it, it will pay
Kevin Korn - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Theres no better waste of CPU Time
Sutak - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Layeth The Crackdown!
Harry Kassabian - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Mooh iT !
Liam - 4 votes - [vote for this]
My Dick hurts ...
Dick Tracy - 4 votes - [vote for this]
if freedom is outlawed then only outlaws will have freedom
super-op - 4 votes - [vote for this]
It's what your spare time has been waiting for!
James Lambert - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Just a small Crack for me, but a large Crack for mankind!
Dr. MaXX - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Wack my crack...
MacAddiKt - 4 votes - [vote for this]
"It's what the Matrix does for a hobby" - Agent Smith's Distributed.net Recruitment Services
Dr$teve2 - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Friends don't let friends waist CPU time!!
Brian Hiles - 4 votes - [vote for this]
All work and no crack makes Nugget a dull boy
dbMudd - 4 votes - [vote for this]
If there are fewer keys than atoms in the universe, we'll crack it. And even then...
Eric Dashofy - 4 votes - [vote for this]
In A World Without Walls And Fences, Who Needs Windows And Gates? Distributed.net (TM LazerFX 1996)
LazerFX - 4 votes - [vote for this]
RC5 - 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 keys can't be wrong
nexxai - 4 votes - [vote for this]
RC5. What else would you waste your cpu cycles for? .............pr0n?
Ne0 - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Is there a fellow who slackened?Make it work until you mash it.
AYY_OWNER - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Because 18,446,744,073,709,551,616 possible keys just isn't enough.
NumberFive - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Bow for me, for I own a cow
drSinister [DPC] - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Because you can't recycle cycles.
cesoid - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Because you left your 6 Googleplexihertz computer in your other pair of pants.
cesoid - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Durandall ci fa una pippa.
hanfed - 4 votes - [vote for this]
"Just Another Crack In The Wall"
Midnight-Oil - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking for the cows of tomorrow
Sycho_2 - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Dnetc, cracking government security since A23afX7hHm3x0x3277
AdamWalko - 4 votes - [vote for this]
WYCIWYG - What You Crack Is What You Get
neurob@sher - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Someone set us up the dnetc.
Nar3sh - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Do have a cow man!
nr4tw - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Need more Cowbell!!
Krowebar - 4 votes - [vote for this]
This Posting was sent using 100% recycled electrons.
trigon - 4 votes - [vote for this]
crunch baby; yeah
walinsky - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Mischief. Mayhem. Cows.
Zyx - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Vote for The Cow !
Sacha - 4 votes - [vote for this]
United we are strong. Go with the hurd.
Robert Flash - 4 votes - [vote for this]
When cracks are outlawed, only plumbers will have crack.
KillaHo - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Turning mountains into molehills: one grain at a time
janchr - 4 votes - [vote for this]
"You mean after all this time trying to take over the world, all I had to do was say 'Moo'?" -- Brain (from Pinky and the Brain)
Brain - 4 votes - [vote for this]
Ohne Bill gates auch !
pit - 3 votes - [vote for this]
64 bits? My Nintendo works with 64 bits...!
Supreme_cl - 3 votes - [vote for this]
"Will Crack For Pizza"
mrjrogers - 3 votes - [vote for this]
no prize draw, no stats, just run the client and shut up!
Barrie Tite - 3 votes - [vote for this]
break it...break it...damn you!
fzo - 3 votes - [vote for this]
To err is human, everything else is distributed.net
Cop_Killer - 3 votes - [vote for this]
crack is whack if your a teen
james - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Join distributed.net, and you're going get some luv tonight!!
Joyce - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We are the Distributed Nerds. Lower your firewalls and surrender your hard drive. You will be distributed... Resistance is futile.
pXixMxp15650 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
*Tweak* *Tweak* "Oops, I think I just won a thousand bucks." distributed.net. If you're not going to take that money, someone else will take it for you.
someone somewhere - 3 votes - [vote for this]
How many cracks can one man do
AmAnido - 3 votes - [vote for this]
oooo
me - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I have come here to hack and chew bubblegum. And I'm all out of bubblegum
pimpyoda - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Sir they cracked it again. Shit. Back To The Drawing Boards. Yes once again...
Mavrick! - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I'll bet a TI model 80 could find the key!!!
Blair Wright - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking today's data tommorow with yesterdays computers...
Greyson - 3 votes - [vote for this]
My CPU is smoking. Shouldn't have taken that last packet to crack.
BertB - 3 votes - [vote for this]
An iMac, $999, AT&T Internet Access, $20 a month, the absolute best form of encryption, priceless.
Black Gizmo - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Why else do all these cubes have machines?
Baktor Silvanti - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Ich bin ein Cracker - JFK
Tenra - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Decrypting the galaxy...one planet at a time.
Matthew George - 3 votes - [vote for this]
World records, the sound barrier, encryption. All things can be broken.
Matthew George - 3 votes - [vote for this]
You have been craked by distributed.net
De@thm@ster Of Hell - 3 votes - [vote for this]
There's a crack in everything - that's how the light gets in
Leonard Cohen - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking bytes!
Clone of a Thousand Nights - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Passwords? We don't need no stinking passwords!
John MacKintosh / Mel Brooks - 3 votes - [vote for this]
In another year it'll turn out to have been a great big joke.... and I *still* did more keys than you!
DarkWing - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Knowledge is power , knowledge is powered by distrubuted.net
Spydog - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Let's get crackin'!
panthrax - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Encryption ain't no luxury.
Mimer - 3 votes - [vote for this]
8 out of 10 women prefer cracking over sex
Lucas - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Our cpu time is just so big that, by comparison, bigness itself looks really titchy !
Martin Tischmann - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Everyone cracks a little
Stephen Elliott - 3 votes - [vote for this]
"When you get right down to it, it's all binary."
TC - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I can't find the correct key...Help me...
Dan - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Umpteen million keys and very little time.
Diskmaster - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Massive Crack-Attack
KhaZ - 3 votes - [vote for this]
A passphrase is worth 1024 bits....
J Jenkins - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Going, going, going...
Nochkin - 3 votes - [vote for this]
This is your CPU, This is your CPU on crack!
Robot Sonic - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Crack them all
Nc@Ro0t - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Mooo! What's that? Moo is serving RC5 for the dinner
sirius - 3 votes - [vote for this]
You want to know more....? distributed.net
Jo Klaps - 3 votes - [vote for this]
This ain't the kinda crack you smoke!
matisse - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Encryption is Futile. Your algorithm has been distributed to service us!
Ken Clarke - 3 votes - [vote for this]
A Bigger Crack than the Grand Conyon
Ben Gillies - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We all get the key
Raf - 3 votes - [vote for this]
A world of power
1746 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
}:o
Busines$ - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Horsepower is Life!
Sridhar Ayengar - 3 votes - [vote for this]
May I use your computer, daddy?
fsvara - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distribute this!
Sponge! - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Alone we can do so little; together we can do so much.
Helene Keller - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Encryption is futile! The cow will eat it!
Marco Luxwolda - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net is in the house, join the crackparty
MB - 3 votes - [vote for this]
CPU got something better to do?
Dave - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The devil finds work for idle CPUs to do.
Tim Dixon - 3 votes - [vote for this]
There will not happen nothing there of biblically
Pratt - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I came, I downloaded, I cracked.
Z00100 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Breaking Bits for a Better Tomorrow
Patrick Sand - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Crack the whip on that overpriced CPU!
Arleto - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Tira piu' un pelo di f... che tutti i PC di distributed.net
Zio TON - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Don't Waste your Cpu time, Listen to Radio
Cengiz CAKAR - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The second-best reason to keep the heater^H^H^H^H^H^Hcomputer running at night ;)
Drew Vallas - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Lots of Chips, ONE BIG CRACKER!
Josh Hansen - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Smokin' Crack
Ray Esperanzate - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Been there, cracked that!
YataroX - 3 votes - [vote for this]
When it comes to the crunch, we milk the competition.
Gareth Brown - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Look at the size of that crack!
Mark Rutkiewicz - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Crack for the people!
falxx - 3 votes - [vote for this]
A trillion billions is a big number, but not THAT big a number!
Tomas Bjornerback - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The project after this one is to put together enough computing power to run the next version of windows.
cesoid - 3 votes - [vote for this]
your net.d[is]tributed.
jo - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Dutch Power Cows. the only cows without BSE&MKZ
Sharky - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Just moo it
Kinslay3r - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Carpe CPU
nanoC - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Don't crush that dwarf, hand me the pliers!
MadBob - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Punish your CPU today
Teaser - 3 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net: Recommended by 9 out 10 geeks.
hfelsh - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We won't give you Mad Cow Disease or Hoof in Mouth
Matt - 3 votes - [vote for this]
May the Moo be with you.
HaKo7 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Looking for a few good hoes
fathertwat - 3 votes - [vote for this]
...all your base belong to us...
Chim Chim - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Win if you can ... loose if you must ... but always Cheat!!!
Rowdy Roddy Piper - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5...sounds like a lot of Numbers!!!
Der Eisbär - 3 votes - [vote for this]
...and if you don't like it, I'll smack you with my Optimized Golomb Ruler!
Pyrrus - 3 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net.....Can a mad cow calculate 78,369,158 KKeys/sec?
Thanos - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Fight for the right to bear and use StrongARMs
angus - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Idle sucks, Full load ahead !
Gnuet - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5-64: $100 million of free electricity put to good use.
Moonshine - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I'm afraid I can't crack that Dave
Stephen - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Too Many Secrets...
Chriz - 3 votes - [vote for this]
When I grow up, I am going to Bovine University!
Ralph Wiggum - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Big Brother only cares about us smart people
Seriallzz - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Got Crack?
Praetorian - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Your key has left the building...
Bob Lunney - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Stop smocking Crack!
Òðîöêèé - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Byte My Crack!
me - 3 votes - [vote for this]
It was the best of CPU times; it was the worst of CPU times.
Benoît Pâquette - 3 votes - [vote for this]
You have 2 choices: You do the crack or the computer does crack!
Ne0 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Much are the many who are more than most
anon- punched on a computer card 1975 - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5 - The Next Best Thing For Breakfast
Net_Fish - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Encryption is futile.
Gray - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5, Bet you cant crack just one.
RW - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I NEVER FORGET A FACE, BUT IN YOUR CASE I'LL BE GLAD TO MAKE AN EXCEPTION
FunnyGuy - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5, It does a body good!!
Ronnie Williams - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We came, we saw, we Cracked
Thorin - 3 votes - [vote for this]
A new band: Crack Test Dummies
HuffDawg - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Bend over. Now there's an easy crack to crack.
VaginaKing - 3 votes - [vote for this]
damn! but the next one is it for sure :)
[.] - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Another one bytes the dust.
opy - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net - Screw the power of one.
Naz - 3 votes - [vote for this]
When a cow is mooing, we are cracking
Joram - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Time Is Precious - Waste It Wisely
Aaron B. Russell - 3 votes - [vote for this]
If at first you don't succeed..........Upgrade your CPU !!!
Titan - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Oh my god, we are going to kill the 64 bit...
Barna - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Rulers rule
Richard Farmbrough - 3 votes - [vote for this]
god did it in 7 days... can you beat that?
[.] - 3 votes - [vote for this]
GO COWS!
Barna - 3 votes - [vote for this]
MeLoDy Radio - Feel the beat, the bass and the MeLoDy
Sephiro[WbC] - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Moo till the Cows come home,crack until you`re crackered.
Peter Blench - 3 votes - [vote for this]
What do you want to crack today?
Spike Jones - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed net: More crack than a plumber's convention!
jimdkc - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net . . . we kick the aliens ass!
OverlordQ - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Where the crack meets the cow.
Johnny Crow - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed we stand, divided we fall.
HexOne - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Got distributed.net?
Edo - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Mooove over - we're slowly farming the futur here.
meckano - 3 votes - [vote for this]
One small bit for men, two times more work for us
HellFire - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We are d.net - you will be assimilated - resistance is futile.
Edo - 3 votes - [vote for this]
E Pluribus Unum -- Out of many, one.
David B - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net - A 24x7 computer orgy and all are invited!
Me - 3 votes - [vote for this]
RC5, because it's more important then Cancer & finding green aliens, uh..............
Anonymous - 3 votes - [vote for this]
I'm Ready For 128bit.... Are You?
The_Vindicator - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The only networked, brute force effort of a comparable magnitude is this list of slogans.
cesoid - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We are the cows...resistance is futile...you will be decrypted!
The Borg - 3 votes - [vote for this]
"Honey, have you seen the electricity bill this month?"
ravedog - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Wow! Now I am a Cracker!
::: six - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net, finally a REAL reason to overclock...
WannaFly - 3 votes - [vote for this]
MOO! - What did it say?
Da_Spike - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Take a BYTE out of crypto!
Rouben Tchakhmakhtchian - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Be a part of the most incredible thing a single idle CPU cycle has ever done for mankind!
Rudy Gomez - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Fear the Cow.
jedimike - 3 votes - [vote for this]
If you give a Cat a MOUSE, and you give a Dog a COOKIE, what do you give a COW?..........................................................................................................................................a COMPUTER!
Snail - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Get bovinated. http://www.distributed.net
Patrick - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We refuse to support our volunteers. Just ask David McOwen.
Free David McOwen - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Crack my bitch up
DzJowK - 3 votes - [vote for this]
There's no wrong way, to crack encryption
AdamWalko - 3 votes - [vote for this]
We are the cows, you will be crunched, resistance is futile
Cakkie - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The only central heating system that cracks blocks!
magnet - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Solo lo hago por la moneda!
CACHO - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Because for Some Reason I happen to have 8 computers laying around.
Ron Howard - 3 votes - [vote for this]
The only thing we don't crack are jokes
Alex Wipf - 3 votes - [vote for this]
One for all, all for 72-bit
HoleyBean - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net, the next generation of locksmiths
BugDave - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Because your CPU was born for greater things... other than You
deepbluenpurple - 3 votes - [vote for this]
256 bit, Come ON! dont just give it to me
Sdog Rorre - 3 votes - [vote for this]
Crunch, send, or get the f*ck out of my way
AdamWalko - 3 votes - [vote for this]
How many bits of encryption exist that d-net-c cannot decode? The answer my friend is blowing in the wind. The answer is blowing in the wind.
Criswell The Psychic Weatherman - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It's The Code of Honor!
STARFIGHTER13 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Algunas frases suenan mejor en texto plano.
a-normal - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Have the right key, then the world is free!
Roald Müller - 2 votes - [vote for this]
256 bits....Is there really any other option.
dEX - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Share your toys, make your mama proud.
Tinker - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Try And Stop Us!
D Pederson - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack the key, HAL
mcB - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Bow before me, for I am Cow
Webgnome - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I Hope I crack this before my microprocessor overheats!
Ron Howard - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributing crack worldwide since 1997!
J - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If we can crack it, you can't use it
Rasmus - 2 votes - [vote for this]
fuck masturbation, distributed computing is better!
Pamela Anderson - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The cycle is mightier than the key
ewmaina - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Nobody escapes the Bovine Inquisition!
Odd Bloke - 2 votes - [vote for this]
256, just us and god in the race to crack it!
Sdog Rorre - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Listen to the cow... Join the revolution!
HardFolder - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It's like getting five guys to cut down one tree. They should each get to do 1/5 time in jail.
The Law - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Good to begin well, better to end well.
Josip Ilic - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Because you aren't using all of your computing power anyway.
Billfred - 2 votes - [vote for this]
E Pluribus Unum
Greg Reed - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The key is out there. Let's get distributed to get closer...
GG - 2 votes - [vote for this]
VIC-20 and RC5: Now THAT'S cracked...
martind753 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking, Cracking and more Cracking
mfayyaz - 2 votes - [vote for this]
More crack power than any plumber's union!
J - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Bovine Intervention
ThunderDon - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If a cow can do crack... Can't your pentium?
Alex - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Can we crack it? YES WE CAN!
Michael Knight - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Gym for your computer
Alex - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Because the cows are coming home.....
Alex - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Houston...... The cows are coming home
Alex - 2 votes - [vote for this]
My Apple //c does one key per day... that's good, right?
ThunderDon - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net... we couldn't afford the radio telescopes
ThunderDon - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Divide and Conquer !!
boody - 2 votes - [vote for this]
64-bits? - Where's the beef?
Jason Holloway - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distribute this.
yetisalmon - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crackin' ain't easy
HuffDawg - 2 votes - [vote for this]
God gave you a crack. USE IT!
Henry Wolff - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What do you do when not work? Your PC cracks.
Wizard_in_blacK - 2 votes - [vote for this]
No...not smoking Crack Damn it !!
OneiricSoul - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net is like a box of chocolates....wait no its not.
HEMAN - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Live and let crack
Gray - 2 votes - [vote for this]
crack it, whack it, smack it on the bing bong
Wedge - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Keep on crackin'
Gray - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Udder Power, Powers Udders
thetami - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"Share your cycles with the road..."
Martin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net: The power to crack. to hack. the power to moooooo succesfully
AJ Siegel - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack it! Crack it good!
Knyk - 2 votes - [vote for this]
MOOCRACK !
Kevin Korn - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Divided:rotation--Distributed:Revolution
Hippydave - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Is this a RC5-64 which I see before me, kneeling down to the Distributed power.
AyS - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The distance between us is what brings us together
Frank Mcfarlane - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Please sir, can I have some more
Dale Roberts - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cry crack and let slip the Nerds of war!
legonas - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack that whip... when a problem comes along...
anonymous - 2 votes - [vote for this]
You can smoke this crack, baby!
Spectracide - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cow's going !?
Martin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Brute never dreamed of such force!
Vladan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
moo power to you
allen - 2 votes - [vote for this]
the cow has you...
kct - 2 votes - [vote for this]
StarCracki'n, across the universe. Only cracking more keys cause we can't find reverse
Steven Rodenburg - 2 votes - [vote for this]
RC5 - Once you crack, you can't stop!
lP - 2 votes - [vote for this]
All office work and no cracking makes jack a dull boy.
Frito Dude - 2 votes - [vote for this]
...kiss my crack if you don't wanna join
me - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Get Crackin'!
Dan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
the moo is out there....
mochman - 2 votes - [vote for this]
rc-5? $2,000 is all i understand!
Joel S. - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net: la neta del planeta.
Walter - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What, computer aren't for just distributed.net?
thumper - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.Net... Were Obssessed with crack.
MrAvenger - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Do the millennium...
Chris - Germany - 2 votes - [vote for this]
May The Force Be With Your Cows
Wiking - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We have some more left...
chris - germany - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What are you waiting for ? Crack this !
RugZo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
They Call Him Flip Flop , Flip Flop , a world full of Key Codes , Lying there under , under the C++ .
Skippys Cousin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net - it's not your father's ENIAC
Spy Boy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crunching more data than an android on speed.
Ken Willson - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Be Afraid.
Dust2K - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Ever shot someone with Microcode? No? tell the US government...
J. van Koll - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Let's CRACK !!
Jim - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Rack it, Pack it, Crack it!
Jeremy Bouse - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Hey Charlie Brown, what do you want to crack today ?
RugZo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Viva La Sp0rk!
mikey - 2 votes - [vote for this]
When dream come true
Nochkin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
More Crack than any Mayor should have...
DJ 'e' - 2 votes - [vote for this]
So many computers, so little time....
Gunslinger - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got Cracker?
nlee - 2 votes - [vote for this]
That's right son. Cows are good for; Milk, Meat and Key-Cracking!
Sundevil - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Decrypt god before he encrypts you!
Seth Gackle - 2 votes - [vote for this]
ARRGGG. Heave to and Prepare to be Cracked!
M.Sandidge - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Do you smell what RC5 is cookin?
Jakub - 2 votes - [vote for this]
hit the road - crack!
pier - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Come to where Crack is legal!
loego - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Animal Crackers
Andrew - 2 votes - [vote for this]
See me...crack me!
V.Ferrán - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Moo. never before could such a phrase do so much!
Ben Gillies - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Is this a "Mad Cow" disease?
slightly cracked - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"We found some keys, did some lose these ?"
Keith Christopher - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack Florida!!!
Spleneticfun - 2 votes - [vote for this]
One world.. one internet.. one computer.. and a cow. It's all you need for one helluva crack!
ashe - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking, the other white meat.
Catalytic - 2 votes - [vote for this]
pimpin aint easy...unless your me
joe henderson - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Have a Cow!
digital_cowboy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distibuted: Moo
Andrew Escue - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Wanna know who *really* kills JFK?
Quixy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
pimp or die
scott uhl - 2 votes - [vote for this]
So simple my cat Cracked it!
Scott M - 2 votes - [vote for this]
0x532B744CC20999......What ? I was only trying to get a damn coffee out the machine !!
Martin C. - 2 votes - [vote for this]
So many keys... so little CPU time.
w3gdss - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Remembering passwords are for wimps!
Ensign Yu - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math !
BitMaker - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The Union Makes The Force!
SupremeMind_cl - 2 votes - [vote for this]
256 bits is such an insignifigant force
cam naghdi - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If I were a millionaire,...I'd buy myself a new crack.
Mope - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Is "Sybase Rocks" about anatomy, hardship or illicit chemistry? Herds of nerds want to know...
Pinky - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The only thing better . . . would be if we got paid.
Rob - 2 votes - [vote for this]
it's all about the pentiums (and statistics)
AtomO - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got keys?
Hyrdra - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Get into my crack, baby!
FrankTKO - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Encrypted? You havent heard of Distributed.net, have you?
www.adamnissley.com - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We do not need greater strenght, greater capability or greater opertunity - we need to use what we have
Phiber Optik - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Where are the Genome Researchers, I need Cows with Satellite Access ?
Holger Bienert - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack not, want not
Clint Van Zee - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Be a crackhead like the rest of us
Tom Eklöf - 2 votes - [vote for this]
crackin' cows are conquering the world!
stefan@A3A - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Let's all do this together so we can share the experience.
Judge - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It's not the NUMBER of cycles...It's how you use them!
F_SMASH - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net: When 18.44 quintillion keys isn't enough!
Nathan Russell - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Nothing can withstand the power of brute force... Here is the proof!
lothix - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I came to crunch blocks and chew bubble gum...and I'm all out of bubble gum!
ßGød - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got any pictures of camels rooting?
Mario Gatt - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I want a bawx of cracker jacks!
SonicX - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What about my enormous genitals
Mario Gatt - 2 votes - [vote for this]
When its all over, will it really matter who cracked what? YES!!!!!
btoole - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack with RC5, now that's talking about Peer Pressure
kaneda - 2 votes - [vote for this]
64 bits in 1 byte: a cow's bite!
AxiMaxi - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Ignorance is no excuse for the law.
RicketyCat - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Check out my Arse Crack?
Mario Gatt - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I've cracked it before, I can do it again.
TC - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Feed the Cow
Cloudbuster - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It'll get done sooner or later.
Tom C - 2 votes - [vote for this]
moo is coo, don't be a foo
Syberjedi - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Remember your mother's vase and your football? Get ready for some *real* cracking.
Matthew George - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net, Because It's There
Jeff P - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"Code, De-code, encrypt, de-ecrypt,...What's it all mean?"
TC - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"A networked herd of cows will topple warring Nations" -pithy Californian Proverb
Jess Valentine - 2 votes - [vote for this]
my babe´s crunching pussy keys 24/7
sebrOck - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Plumbers Crack too...
MacAddiKt - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Few trillion keys can't be wrong
Nochkin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I've Cracked in my pants!
Wellcky - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Absolut Crack
EmZee - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Nothing is impossible!
Joao - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Look at it this way. When we'r done we can find out what Bill is *realy* doing.
RaveMax - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack different.
The Author of this Slogan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Decrypting the world...one number at a time.
Matthew George - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"I'm sorry, I seem to have lost my keys, could you please help me?"
Mimer - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Exitus acta probat.
Jeremy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Setec Astronomy...
BOB - 2 votes - [vote for this]
0 to 122 gigakeys per second in 2.5 secs flat - we're working on it.
Ben McMillan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Who do YOU want to crack today?
Karn - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I know that we are in the rigth way... BRUTE FORCE!!!!
Rage - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"err, It was really good"
^|RiSC|^ - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Don´t you dare to run with the Lemmings - moo like the cows...
jacklominious - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Give me more cows....much more cowS..........
roseolifant@wanadoo.nl - 2 votes - [vote for this]
May the Brute-Force be with you, Luke
Kenny Mccormick - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What does RC5 spead over 250000 Crackers taste like? ...VICTORY!!!
Rudy Gomez - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Eat Pig, Let cows crack!
Jonathan P. Ruedisueli - 2 votes - [vote for this]
victory Distributed_Net(computer 100000, code RC5-64);
TK-421 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distribute and Conquer
Stephen Elliott - 2 votes - [vote for this]
All governments are mortal. Crackers hate government. Therefore crackers are immortal.
fingerslip - 2 votes - [vote for this]
You may encript some of your data - all of the time, All of you data - some of the time, But you will never be able to encrypt ALL of your data - ALL of the time!
Rudy Gomez - 2 votes - [vote for this]
its a cracker
punk0r - 2 votes - [vote for this]
GOD: Hey that looks like fun. Where do I sign up ??
RaveMax - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We Be Smoking Cracks!
iNTeRSiN - 2 votes - [vote for this]
U've a computer with 1500 MHz and he's idle?! ;-) Don't let the "cow" hear that!
Quixy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Next Distributed.net project? Microsoft's Blue Screen's of Death!
damo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
George W. Bush is still using RC5-64, but he doesn't know better.
Eric Zuur - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Mein lieber Code, darf ich fragen, einen Crack euch anzutragen?
SirCharles - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Screw mad cow, we got some algorithms to crack!
Ender - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Watching a pot of water boil is a thousand times more exciting than this.
Wayne - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What's crack 'a lackin' daddy o'!
Michael A. Baker - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Click. Crack. Rinse. Repeat.
Matthew - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Are you alive? Well then the question if your running a cow is answert too!
Frenck - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Do penguins sing? YES, and they go "Moooo!!!!" ./dnetc in your bash, soldier, NOW!
KiTaSuMbA - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Kill it not.....crack it!
gadro - 2 votes - [vote for this]
4 million 486's sitting in a landfill, load up a client - make 64bit roadkill
Jazzman141 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
You do the Computing, We do the MOOing
Nate - 2 votes - [vote for this]
This space for rent, call RU3-7337
Rasputin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Milk theeeeemmmmmmmmmmmmmm !!!! Cows 4ever...
Nekrataal - 2 votes - [vote for this]
it stays crunchy, even in milk
frl8 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
One challenge for all, and all at once!
Walker - 2 votes - [vote for this]
2*10*E62 key's on the wall, take one down, crack it a round... now you have 2*10E...
oegaoega - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Is there an encryption the COW can't crack? I don't think so!!
Eric Zuur - 2 votes - [vote for this]
So easy to use no wonder were number 8798470298473476587465874651057584652987474289589643987265 help.....48930740389740983748931473894071 craptaculous3204612374612348719634 lord almighty43417806487324932
poo face - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net. Just another way for AMD to kick INTEL's arse!
Damo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
This was easy
Charles - 2 votes - [vote for this]
No key resists for ever, all have been cracked at last.
Haweye - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Finally, a cow that doesn't have to be milked at the crack of dawn.
Brian Knust - 2 votes - [vote for this]
My AMD cracks twice as fast as your hot pentium IV.
beta13 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got Key?
Elvis Collado - 2 votes - [vote for this]
have a cow, man !
deleted21 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
MUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
2 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The NSA might not use the brute force method... but who cares anyway?
gofuchelo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Damit Jim, I'm a doctor not a 200 Teraflop Cryptograph
gofuchelo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
How many computers does one person need???????
Skimo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"The hardest thing in life is to see someone you love, love someone else"
~~*whitter*~~ - 2 votes - [vote for this]
128 bit so easy to Crack No matter it's Number One
Elvis Collado - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Keep your CPU nicely warm: crack some ciphers!
IByte - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We are the Cow. We will add your CPU to our own. Resistance is futile.
DopefishJustin - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net - it beats playing the lottery!
Agent Green - 2 votes - [vote for this]
RC5-64: A five-year, 1314 gigawatt-hour project. Without it, enough power to sustain California for two days would have been wasted on idle clock cycles.
Moonshine - 2 votes - [vote for this]
RC5-64: A five-year, 1314 gigawatt-hour project. Otherwise, enough power to sustain California for a week would have been wasted on idle clock cycles.
Moonshine - 2 votes - [vote for this]
because a gigahertz computer is wasted on porn!
StereoType - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Its not as cracked up as it could be.
gargoile - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cryptpography must be used by everyone, and it will be cracked by the Rest
LG - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Your CPU's cracking
Stephen - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Anything that can be encrypted, must be decrypted. Help join the fight for free information.
BSD Squirrel - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Matrix has you (AI will rule the World =])Think about this seek the net to believe...
Dima Shleimovich - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Live Long and Crack Happy
Jeff Lacy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The GEEK shall inherit the earth!
Ian Croquemitaine - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I'm a cracker, they're a cracker, wouldn't you like to be a cracker too?
Dave - 2 votes - [vote for this]
To the power of the cow!!!
Cipris - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If i could, I crack keys by hand
xentek - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Electricity bills are a small price for REAL security... - Get cracking NOW!
Bernd Khalil - 2 votes - [vote for this]
...just thought I'd add my 64 bits worth.
irrelevant - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I'm ready to crack!
Anonymous - 2 votes - [vote for this]
God save us from secrets - give me the CPU cycles to move mountains
me - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I regret I have one CPU to give my country.
me - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack more, more and more!
Benoit April - 2 votes - [vote for this]
And God said: "Cows all over the world!"
Frank Eising - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crackit
macman - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Nothing is uncrackable
Raf - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Power to distributed cows!
Frank Eising - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got Crizacker?
jxp - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cipher are like women; they were made to be cracked
FHC - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Group Think is a wonderful thing...
Stanley Lipnick - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The Brain around the World
Raf - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack the World
Raf - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Kiss My Crack!
T. Livingston - 2 votes - [vote for this]
cracking crusaders endless quest
d3mons33d - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Moove over 56bit!
Slim - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Prove the inventor of RC5 (Al Gore) was wrong !
gargoile - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If it works, crack it!
Mikael Lyngvig - 2 votes - [vote for this]
A penny for your processor @ Distributed.net
AJ Siegel - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Eat beef!
Busines$ - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Why did the cow cross the road?
Marco Luxwolda - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Guide the cows into the light
bunny - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cows want your idle time!
Frank Eising - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crunching idle cycles into tidal ciphers
Warrior - 2 votes - [vote for this]
When in doubt, crack it! Distributed Net
Yor the Hunter - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The moo the merrier.
Anonymous - 2 votes - [vote for this]
what is encoded in one key can be decoded by all. FREE! RC5-64.. trust is not the key. 64 bit insufficient!
Bastille Chu - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Darling, just a minute....
LUGFLEV - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Your crack is showing
LRC - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Tell me Clarice... Do you still hear the MOOs at night? Perhaps it's time to upgrade that old Windows GUI client...
Ed - 2 votes - [vote for this]
wirlesslive!.. wireless e-insecurity for 64 bit security experts. FREE! we crack it..
Bastille Linux - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Grâce a nous, la vérité peut être découverte
Maitre - 2 votes - [vote for this]
A Crack Surpreme
Maanprod - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Bow for this key, for it has been distributed
dr. Sinister [DPC] - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Who let the cows out ? MOO!...MOO!..MOO! (Bahamen-sylin')
Pedro [the 1] - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Use the brute force.
Edward - 2 votes - [vote for this]
May the brute force be with you.
Edward - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net ...What else is a G4 good for?
Edward - 2 votes - [vote for this]
One Crack A Day, Keeps Big Brother away
DarkWing - 2 votes - [vote for this]
What do YOU want to crack today ?
Peter of Poland - 2 votes - [vote for this]
People Dont Crack Encryption, Cows Crack Encryption
EvilYoda - 2 votes - [vote for this]
crack! - or get cracked!
Barney Gamble - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Here's the beef!
Cat_Byte - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Damn! Must have lost my keys!
FreeLookMode - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Oops...CRACK!
Neophyte - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We're not crazy, just slightly cracked.
Billfred Leventis - 2 votes - [vote for this]
won't this thing go any faster?
jmwelter - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It's a nice computer. But how fast can it crack keys?
Piku - 2 votes - [vote for this]
another government imposed standard bites the dust!
optikNurrv - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I crack, therefore I am.
Pong - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Say no to crack, don't bend over for BigBrother...
computergruppen - 2 votes - [vote for this]
teamwork gives power to the people ehhr, cows!
DJ Metal - 2 votes - [vote for this]
huh?
qetuo - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Because idle time is a terrible thing to waste...
ravedog - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Idle time is the devil's workshop.
ravEdog - 2 votes - [vote for this]
How many keys must a man's servers crack before you can call him a man? The answer my friend is moo'in' in the wind, the answer is moo'in' in the wind...
Rob - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We're unstoppable....
PHaX - 2 votes - [vote for this]
G4 Alti-vec, cracking nearly 4 times faster per MHz then your average Pentium.
Koven - 2 votes - [vote for this]
"It's Crackerific!"
temp0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Just a 'bit' complicated
Gilmanator - 2 votes - [vote for this]
The state of Florida should have contacted us instead. We would only have used 46 hours. AND gotten an exact result!
bakkus - 2 votes - [vote for this]
David McOwen Did It! So Can You!
Yidkid - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Nice crack!
Steve - 2 votes - [vote for this]
So we came, So we go, So we has fix it !!!!
airpowerteam.telehome.nl - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Seti looks better - but payl less !!!!
Bikerman - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Computing so advanced, that if the cold war weren't over the Americans would be spending millions of dollars to get it, and the Russians would be pretending they already have it.
cesoid - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Remember: A CRAY is the only computer that runs an endless loop in just 4 hours...
Lposeidon - 2 votes - [vote for this]
From Lego to RC5-72, we like to play with blocks!
Frederic Rouyre - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed but united, the people have the power
FuzzyEddie - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Hey, hey, RSA! How many keys got cracked today?
FuzzyEddie - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I DESperately need CRACK!!!
Nedalex - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Who needs a radiator when you have distributed.net running on multiple sparcs?
Stephen James - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Yello!!!
Mello - 2 votes - [vote for this]
To crack or not to crack, that's no question
LocalLost - 2 votes - [vote for this]
6:30pm up 367 days 1 user, load average: 4.00, 3.99, 3.99, nice load, isn't it? thanks dnetc :D
øxygen - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net really is what its cracked up to be
* [ P s e u d 0 ¯ ] - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Solving the world's problems, one monkey and one typewriter at a time.
Fryth - 2 votes - [vote for this]
RC5-64. It has been done.
Team - 2 votes - [vote for this]
There can only be one.
Jazz - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Wanna make the data safer.........we´ll break it down for you
RRL - 2 votes - [vote for this]
FF buckets of bits in the buffer, FF buckets of bits, you take one down...
Resistor - 2 votes - [vote for this]
We are THE cpu and time is on our side..
mutante - 2 votes - [vote for this]
WATCH OUT !!! MAD COWS ARE COMMING !!!
deenayd - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Moo Ya!
N. - 2 votes - [vote for this]
I need more CPUpower captin!!!
BowHammer - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Got milk? We need more cows.
deenayd - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Encreeption? We doan nee' no steenking encreeption. We got destreebuted dot net.
Criswell The Psychic Weatherman - 2 votes - [vote for this]
wh3r3 3v3ry0n3 i5 1337 h4x0r
* [ P s e u d 0 ¯ ] - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack for the Future!....nah....Future for the crack!!
Abhishek - 2 votes - [vote for this]
To compute is human.... to crack is divine
Ramius - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net . . . when good cows go bad.
OverLordQ - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Crack Babies On A Binge
GenghisBlonde - 2 votes - [vote for this]
McCrackers. Over 18,446,744,073,709,551,615 keys served.
Tendet Ubirtsid - 2 votes - [vote for this]
am i l33t now?
Paz - 2 votes - [vote for this]
It is so unsafe that we count on it!
Techek - 2 votes - [vote for this]
crack happens
Dan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net wants YOU! (and your cpu)
Titanium - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Le Future... parcequ'on y participe tous.
Coyote - 2 votes - [vote for this]
hmmm just bought a brand new fast pc for this ...
Cowww - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Pain is imagination... security too!
Busy - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Bit ... The power within !
Oki - 2 votes - [vote for this]
64 bits today - 128 bits tomorrow
[.] - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Yeay, though I walk through the shadow of the valley of silicon... I shall fear no GATES unopened or JOBS undone... for my path has been illumined@darkstar
toonfish - 2 votes - [vote for this]
And now for something completely different... 72!
Jeff Ryan - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Your one stop crack shop
Mr Burns - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Cracking 40-bit encryption: Fun. Cracking RSA 256: funner. Being part of the world's most powerful supercomputer: priceless. There are some things conventional means can crack. For everything else, there's distributed.net.
-l0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Dad: "I remember a time when it took a big internet project and hundreds of thousands of computers to crack RC5." Son: "Were monitors still in black and white, or had they invented CGA?" Dad: "Very funny, son."
-l0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If there's a microprocessor in a forest, and it cracks RC5 where there's no Wi-Fi so distributed.net can hear about it--does it even matter?
-l0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If Jimmy cracks corn, but no one cares, why is there a song about him? But if distributed.net cracks codes, and EVERYONE cares, why ISN'T there a song about them?
-l0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Distributed.net said "I am the way, and the truth, and the life. No one finds the solution, except through me."
-l0 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
United We Crack, Divided We Slack!!
maysonic writes - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Visitor605
Visitor605 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Behold the Power of Moo!
Joseph A. Haran, Jr. - 2 votes - [vote for this]
If you have enough cows doing randomly the Moo, they will eventually crack the RC5-Keys of RSA Labs.
vesala - 2 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net computing // ...for the Chase is better than the Catch.
kAi (with words of Motörhead) - 2 votes - [vote for this]
CPUs heat better than oil
Ananas - 2 votes - [vote for this]
How simply is to cracking this?
MaGnatu75 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Can God create a key so large that even He cannot crack it?
Brim Stone - 2 votes - [vote for this]
RC5-72 today and tomorrow RC5-80?!
Sillium - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Most will OPPOSE Cracking, and Everyone Supports the SAME exclusively on DISTRIBUTED.NET
securitywonks - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Any place on Earth, supporting legally accepted Cracking and Bruteforce challenges, it is only on DISTRIBUTED.NET
securitywonks - 2 votes - [vote for this]
10,616,450,486,108,160 Mad cows were incubated yesterday (This also means we'll hit 100% mad cows in 400,000 days at yesterdays cow rate.)
Participant #372,967 - 2 votes - [vote for this]
traag als dikke stront
Beest - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Run for the heart
anonymous - 2 votes - [vote for this]
Is Your product Tough & Secure, WONKS will Test it
securitywonks - 1 votes - [vote for this]
to be together for all human beings
equn - 1 votes - [vote for this]
We are NOT the crackheads in the Whitehouse...
MooTheKoo - 1 votes - [vote for this]
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delicate2877@n0cgi.distributed.net - 1 votes - [vote for this]
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marc blikslager
marc,vincent 14-05-1971 - 1 votes - [vote for this]
Not finding time to Crack, DEPLOY Your system to Do
securitywonks - 1 votes - [vote for this]
distributed.net -- cracking the code, and paying you the dough!
Zhiv - 1 votes - [vote for this]
3... 2... 1... Crack!
XoXo - 1 votes - [vote for this]
No code will survive the key-crunching of the killer micros!
Nulldev - 1 votes - [vote for this]
I love you
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