RC5-56 Slogans
These are all the mottos produced during the original contest. And yes, there really were 450 of 'em.
Jump on back to the main slogan page when you're done.
The slogans...
87 zillion CPU cycles, and all I got was this shirt.
PetrDoubt
load averages: 1.00, 1.00, 1.00
PetrDoubt
We need you, Cray!
ted99
Improving Encryption by Breaking It.
ted99
An Mkey/Minute is all we ask...
jsmith@scripps.edu
Divide and Conquer!
davidb@cait.wustl.edu
Warning: Illegal Munitions Exporter (for a t-shirt)
mikecd
we have time....do you? ;>
xelander@earthlink.net
All its gonna take is a billion years and a day
Mutiny
This CPU farm contains cows...
Duncan
So many keys... so little time.
PaulMmn@ix.netcom.com
Try, test, crack! It's all we ask!
naimed@bellsouth.net
A couple more million cyles, and we've GOT IT!
naimed@bellsouth.net
The planet is working... where are YOU?
ted99
Hey, is that a CPU on your desk?
ted99
.eruces s'ti skniht tnemnrevoG - We don't!
ted99
Recycle your cycles with us and get a $1000.
ted99
So you're saying your system is fast? PROVE IT!
ted99
Break some code and get away with $1000 - legally!
ted99
RC5: What do you want to crack tonight?
ted99
Encryption is weak. It needs your donations.
ted99
Teach yourself cracking in no time.
ted99
Never cracked a key?! How can you live with it?
ted99
The Good Crackers.
ted99
Show the .gov who has *the* (CPU) power!
NuMessiah
My cheap PC do it!
Lico
CPU states: 99.9% user, 0.1% system, 99.9% nice, 0.0% idle
dieterrf@mistral.wh.uni-stuttgart.de
RC5-56 today, Deep Blue tomorrow
MindskapE
87 zillion CPU cycles, and I still had to buy this t-shirt
bluGill
56 bits should be good enough for anybody...
Stile
I can name that file/key in 56 bits!
cookie
RC5 - We're all cracked up about it.
anonymous
Cn u rd ths? It may be the future for encryption
Nugget94
Feds block strong locks; lock breaker = freedom maker
dougm
A Cray a day keeps the spooks at bay.
timminator
No use crying over spilt Crays.
octtiv
Decrypt God before he decrypts you.
Vellmont
RC5 encryption, It's the cows.
Vellmont
Show Uncle Sam how unsafe encryption really is !!!!
BigTom
Yet another reason to visit the office on weekends.
Vetere
Feelin' rebellious? Exercise your right to demonstrate. RC5.
Vetere
2^56 ... its not just another 72 quadrillion numbers
saurvok@exo.com
Four score and 72,000,000,000,000,000 keys ago...RC5 was safe
saurvok@exo.com
$1,000 Contest. Enter as often as you like. Use your computer to enter thousands of times per second!
saurvok@exo.com
Everybody Else is doing it so why can't YOU?! :)
Nocturnal Sketch
The World is Waiting Just for You!
Nocturnal Sketch
RC5 is not what it's cracked up to be.
Nugget94M
Everybody else is cracking it so why can't you?
ted99 (Sketch really)
All you need is Love! And a CPU..
Nocturnal Sketch
56bit or not 56bit - not anymore
SPG_
To bit or not to bit! '97 RC5-Contest
Art.Hecker@hadiko.de
Crack 'em all! 56bit cracking festival '97
Art.Hecker@hadiko.de
When it comes to encryption key bit-size, SIZE DOES MATTER!
Flav
Got RC5?
StubbyCow
RC5, it does a CPU good.
StubbyCow
CRACK RC5 and EAT CHEESE TODAY !!!!!
BigTom and MOUSE
If you can crack it, so can they.
neuronomicon@geocities.com
United we stand... RSA to fall...
bhiggins@shaw.wave.ca
Make your Windows 95 machine actually do something useful!
trotter
Make your mind fork more than the mind can imagine....RC5!
trotter
If you don't break RC5, who will???
ted99
Two bits, four bits, fifty-six bits, $1000.00
AlanHunt@fastlane.net
Guess a key -- Win $1000!!! (odds of winning: 1 in 0x100000000000000)
AlanHunt@fastlane.net
72,057,594,037,927,936 keys can't ALL be wrong.
AlanHunt@fastlane.net
My CPU generously volunteers all of its free time to a massive cooperative effort to stop the spread of arbitrary, government-mandated encryption standards.
AlanHunt@fastlane.net
56 bit numbers...BAH!
humungusfungus@ibm.net
RC5? Been there. Done that.
humungusfungus@ibm.net
Friends don't let friends use weak encryption.
tag@mail.utexas.edu
Lichen vs. Rock...the battle of the century.
rudnicki@best.com
The ants go marching one by one, hurrah hurrah.....
rudnicki@best.com
RC5 versus The World: Round 56
Tark
What the hell else ya' got to do
Peckerhed
If you do one Crack this year, make it RC5!
matt.smith@mci.com
All this for one poxy message, do you really care what it says ?!
ScrewDriver
56-bit encryption may be good enough fot the American Government. BUT is it good enough for YOU ????
gargoile@ccse.net www.ccse.net/~gargoile
72,057,594,037,927,936 keys and it still will not start my car.
gargoile@ccse.net www.ccse.net/~gargoile
Rc5! stays cruncy even in milk!
docky
56-bit encryption R.I.P.
ted99
Nothing fits in fifty-six bits.
haykinso@ucla.edu
RC5 - DES was too easy.
[i386]
RC5 - Do the math.
[i386]
What are you wasting YOUR CPU on?
[i386]
RC5 - Send more monks and abacuses.
[i386]
o/~ Too many keys left to try, too many keys left to try.. o/~
[i386]
So many keys, so little CPU...
[i386]
It's 3 AM. Do you know how many keys are left?
[i386]
If brute force doesn't work, you ain't using enough!
ivo@ricardis.tudelft.nl [S5]
We're working for your privacy. Ask me how.
adam@who.net
I'm from the Bovine effort. I'm here to help.
[i386]
Exporting Illegal Munitions For Fun And Security.
[i386]
I can do more blocks than you. Prove me wrong.
[i386]
RC5 - No key too large, no CPU too small.
[i386]
I fought the key, and brute force won!
[i386]
Go ahead. Get some sleep. There'll be plenty of keys left in the morning.
[i386]
RC5 - Another Reason Not To Trust Your Government.
[i386]
Kasparov lost. Next Opponnent: RC5.
[i386]
Time, time, time, see what's become of me / While I looked around / For my possibilities... ("Hazy Shade of Winter", Simon and Garfunkel)
sigma@ishmael.nmh.northfield.ma.us
Demonstrate against the government in your spare time.
sigma@ishmael.nmh.northfield.ma.us
ROL, ROL, ROL your bits, gently down the keyspace...
sigma@ishmael.nmh.northfield.ma.us
The unknown message is: Well, if we told you, it wouldn't be unknown, would it?
sigma@ishmael.nmh.northfield.ma.us
RC5 is poor encryption... Donate some CPU cycles?
backtick / sean@ntr.net
RC5: Cipher today, plaintext tomorrow!
levesqs@labcal.qc.ca
I can give you 56 reasons to use stronger encryption....
tick
56 bit the dust...
tick (akira@mediaone.net)
Front: 56 bit the dust... Back: ...NEXT!
tick (akira@mediaone.net) (fingers slipped above..)
Every little bit helps
mr.unix@cyberdude.com
It's the algorithim, stupid!
ryouga
Send More Cycles
[i386]
RC5 - Not all it's cracked up to be
jason@alltel.net
Aliens Are Cracking RC5 - Are YOU?
[i386]
RC5 - Finally, something NT can do RIGHT!
[i386]
RC5 - Where's the Beef!
Cowpoke
RC5 - Just another Bull ride!
Cowpoke
Americans: Don't try to understand them, just rope, tie, and brand them.
Cowpoke
2^56: More than you think, less than you need.
sigma@ishmael.nmh.northfield.ma.us
Encryption, It's not just for breakfast anymore
Vellmont
If we could crack it, imagine what *they* can do.
tola@mem.net (tola)
Where is my key???!!!
szentmar@almos.vein.hu
Here are these lots of keys and none of them will open my Windows. :)
szentmar@almos.vein.hu
RC5 v. R2D2
szentmar@almos.vein.hu
Planet Earth is cracking!!!
maucone@camtech.net.au
RC5 - Where my stinkin' PC tests keys faster than my cluster of POWER2 RS6000's
Ogglodyte
RC5 - Big Ox, no balls
Cowpoke
RC5 - cracked in spare time
Verbal_Kint
const long double RC5=NULL;
ref@ctl.org
It´s just aother big number, isn´t it ?
Bluefox
Does the Government run the world? Nope... WE DO!!
wonko@mail.arkham.net
A key a day keeps big brother at bay.
rogerw@bigfoot.com
RC5. Crack the code. Embarrass the Government. Win cash prizes.
shoulson@cs.columbia.edu
When the crackin' gets tough, the tough get crackin'
Maxxis
I helped crack RC5... what did YOU do today?
Maxxis
Data Encryption: It's not an adventure--it's a job
TheMule
Encryption--strong enough for cray, but built for a PC
TheMule
RC5: not just for men anymore....
JennJ@NETCOM.COM
If it's secure enough for the government, it's not good enough for you.
[i386]
Crack the RC5 and it will crack the Big Brother
cceonggs@segamat.nus.edu.sg
One CPU doesn't make the world go round !!
The FLYER
The world is cracking -- come see what you can do about it!
ref@patentexaminer.com
Like Scrabble? Try Cracking RC5 !
Bat Boy
RC5 is just plain Evil
The Tick
Cow Looking Through Barbed Wire Fence -- Who ate all the fucking grass?
Cowpoke
If I could get just 1/4 the chicks Bill does!
AlGore
bovine inside (with the famous intel inside loop around)
jty@capitel.fi
56 bites and it's all gone
meese
RC5 - it's what's for dinner
meese
Finally, something that makes Windows do something useful
JohnPeck
72 057 594 037 927 935 and one
borg collective
2^56 keys ... who cares?
borg collective
It's not a trick, it's BOVINE !
borg collective
Over 72057594037927935 keys served
Ron Watkins (teri@neta.com)
It's a Lottery. Tickets are free. The catch? One in 72,057,594,037,927,935 odds.
haberlaa@ucs.orst.edu
Soon we all have a bovine inside us.
Eke
You've seen the movie, now "Hackers of the World Unite!"
MooN
a million small CPU's outdo the biggest Blue
rjones@slip.net
Don't cry over cracked keys.
greg@highwire.net
RC5: The wave of the future? Wave it goodbye!
greg@highwire.net
RC5: Another 2^56 bytes the dust!
greg@highwire.net
56 Bits - Udderly Ridiculous
Cowpoke
If at first you don't succeed...find a bigger hammer!
murp
RC5: "When I grow up, I wanna be secure"
eccles@werple.net.au
We have not yet begun to compute!
ambrose@cyberport.com
RC5??? Wasn't Coke II bad enough?
Sawtooth
This is a cow. This is a RC5 56-bit encrypted cow. Help see the cow!
mortal
You're CPU need some exercise? Feed it some cracked RC5.
THBMan
I am Bovine of Borg. Resistance is futile, your CPU will be assimilated. Moo.
PatrikR
They say the human brain only utilizes 7% of its ability. Too bad there isn't a rc5 client for it.
capt-lizard
We could tell you the unknown message, but then we'd have to pay you
bogart
56 bit RC5 uncrackable? I'd like to see that!
riscman
56 bits and nothing on.
riscman
RC5. Come on baby, don't ph34r the government.
Dr. No
(Banner) I installed my own RC5 client this weekend.
gatorback
Decipher .gov before .gov deciphers you
IoP-Sgt
RC5, Only Slightly Better Than ROT52!
pjw@ukc.ac.uk
You can solve any problem by throwing enough cows at it.
Taper
Well, we happen to HAVE an infinite number of monkeys!
MasterBen (benburch@wwa.com)
Better than butter: it's Bovine 56 sauce... MOO!
joeld@muppetlabs.com
I had a Cow @ the Bovine RC5 Challenge!
SuperDome
crack the code, spare some cycles, and run in cirsles when you get 1000 bucks
hyperion,onundernet
56 bits is enough. Trust me.
frank@horowitz.wow.aust.com
56 bits: It's not a good idea, it's the law.
savetz@northcoast.com
Crack 'em all, let .gov sort 'em out
totty@v-wave.com
Cant get no safe encryption
jonh@bigfoot.com
Milk it for all you've got, it wiil yield Cheese
macint@highway1.com.au
56 bits ain't what they used to be.
fournier_rene@pcp.ca
56 bits and what do you get? The U.S. government and no security yet.
fournier_rene@pcp.ca
RC5: Sorry, please try again.
fournier_rene@pcp.ca
This is RC5 security. This is your data with RC5 security. [image] Get the picture?
fournier_rene@pcp.ca
RC5, your data, and the U.S. government: Together forever.
fournier_rene@pcp.ca
Size Matters.
Flav
Hacking Isn't All We Do... :-)
lopy@mnsi.net
Screw the Government and get some money for it, what could be better?
WeBHaKKeR (@rocketmail.com)
rc5 that's all I can see when I'm dreaming of you
cbert@rocketmail.com
RC5 56-bit encryption cracking: Not just for governments anymore!
twh270@airmail.net
"56-bit encryption" is an oxymoron
twh270@airmail.net
What "Pathfinder" is for the Mars, we're finder for the RC5 path.
vabdelra@erols.com (Frank)
Remember what grandpa said: "There is no such thing as legal cracking". He was wrong - again.
aarnio@kareltek.fi (Bebox)
New family game! Play goverment and crack RC5 encryption!
aarnio@kareltek.fi
RC5 - Remote Cracking 5
aarnio@kareltek.fi (Bebox)
We are just ......10%........20%..........30% steps away from better privacy!
aarnio@kareltek.fi (Bebox)
I used to encode my address with this 56bit key. Now anyone can write me...
Pierre (pierre@lego.soroscj.ro)
Do Not Underestimate The Power of The Bovine.
comet@bayvax.decus.org
Don't bother encrypting those JpEg's from your mother today. If you can prove that you can crack it your mother sure as hell can!
CyKiX
You really believe that junk about "it's not the size that counts, it's how you use it"? Break Rc5 and prove that size does count!
CyKiX
"Honey, I shrunk the keyspace"
CykiX
RC5 a day keeps NSA away
CykiX
(13.7646 years - 2^56 clock-cycles) * 830 - 3 days = 11424.65 years to go on my own
lr606054@www.lr.tudelft.nl
Crackers do it with brute force.
mib
Best damn screen saver: .....10%.....20% of keys cracked
GSHacker
Cracking...Why the cows came home!
mtucker@seakayak.com
56 bit? We are not amused ...
Faucon
Is this Encrypted?
seanh@cluck.net
Has anyone seen my keys?
reason@san.rr.com
Are we hackers? or You create it, We HACK it!
Allu (120)
The Power to Crack the Best/Rest
sebastian.kempgen@split.uni-bamberg.de
I was one of the little people that cracked the big key.
Grand Poobah
Come join the herd!
rc5.goblue@umich.edu
Mess with a cow and you might just get cracked
craigo@nauticom.net
Read my lips, no new passwords.
pnord@exodus.valpo.edu
56 bits, bytes.
pnord@exodus.valpo.edu
Resistance is futile! You're data will be decrypted! Join the Bovine collective!
darin@aero.tamu.edu
With me the Processing Force is with. Decrypt you I will, yes.
Yoda
'crypt baby 'crypt, bits ah get ah highah!
Lo Wang
Setec Astronomy -- Too Many Secrets
sigrorn
RC5/Mad Cow Disease: Chicks Dig It!
Belgorath
56 bits: The Bovines have upped their standards. Up Yours.
Belgorath
rc5, The best way to piss off your ISP.
djtodd
$1000, really ? Count me in !!
Snood
RC5: It's Bovilicious
Ceifaero
Visit Our Seminar: 72,000,000,000,000,000 keys to success
webmaster@wingra.com
Visit The Bovine RC5 Cracking Seminar: 72,000,000,000,000,000 keys to success
webmaster@wingra.com
I helped crack RC5 and all I got was this crummy T-Shirt
webmaster@wingra.com
Why Do I Crack Encryption? For the Glory...
Synergist (tb303@frontiernet.net)
This life is a test, and only a test... had this been a Real Life, we wouldn't worry about RC5...
No Fear
RC5: the only cool way to chart your CPU usage...
No Fear
Keep your computer in at night... Crack RC5
No Fear
RC5 - FEAR THIS!
No Fear
First we crack RC5...Then we have Launch!
Xbob2
82 d3 4e a7...
teleny
Alan Turing. James Bond. Maybe you? Be a spy, crack a real government code...get paid $1000. Legally.
teleny
May the speed be with you !
Costin RAIU (CRAIU@GECAD.RO)
fuck the government
genic
Bovine is Beautiful
nerdboy5000@earthlink.net
the computers *are* the network.
Visual0
Defend Your Right To Math - Crack RC5
pinetop
Sorta like finding the needle in a cow patty.
fez@mindspring.net
Apple needs the $1000...
Moonwick
When will they be coming out with Version 2 of the TI-82 client?
Moonwick
Never knew cow's liked crey's, did you?
JoZEr
Parallel Processing... an amazing use of the Internet!
NoFear
20000 Pentiums... Who Needs a Cray!
No Fear
RC5... its not just statistics, its an addiction...
No Fear
We exist in secret, we work in shadows..... and we crack the code!
mcquaid@dds.nl
56 today, 64 tomorrow
Costin RAIU (craiu@gecad.ro)
"2^56... Is that bigger than 1000 ? ($)"
Calem Ware
RC5 unbreakable? They also said man would never fly.
usidrr@usi.utah.edu
Cpu unemployed? Idle? Try RC5 today and never be out of work again!
Jason Gibson (jmgibson@ucsd.edu)
Bovines chew the Code!
actionverb
Bovine RC5 -- More than just a Cash Cow
actionverb
Bovine RC5 -- Prime Beef!
actionverb
No, Officer, I said I went to the Crack Cows
actionverb
Bovine RC5 -- 56-bit Code cracking faster than you can read the collected works of James Michener
actionverb
Massive parallel effort/RC5 fifty-six bit/code is insecure (a Haiku)
actionverb
In France, they call it "le RC5"
actionverb
2^56 Degrees of Separation
actionverb
Does government encryption suck, you ask? Does a bovine take massive sh*t's?
Blackfly
It's 103 billion Keys checked. Do you know where your kid is?
Blackfly
Tired: How many Mhz? Wired: How many KKeys/per sec.?
Blackfly
The rc5 challenge. Yet another place that the Mac shows its superiority
Blackfly
Bovine rc5. It's finger lickin' good!
Blackfly
Shift to the left! Shift to the right! Pop up, Push down, BYTE BYTE BYTE!
RudeDude
Have you cracked your Cray today?!
kill-9-1 (kill-9-1@mindless.com)
Encryption Cracking: It's not just for the NSA anymore!
Sterno
The RC5 Challeng: Proof that the only thing wrong with Macintoshes is the OS!
Disaster
56bit is about as secure as 56k!
GRiM`
Crack The World! RC5, Bovine and You!
zenbonsai
The free. The Proud. The Bovine.
Loc
It's Divine to be Bovine!
Loc
Around the State in 56 Bits!
Nemo
To err is human, to crack Bovine
Nemo
"RC5" ?? MOOHAHAHAHAAA...!!
Nemo
Faster than a thundering herd of bovines! Crack RC5 in your spare time...
jmayer@netcom.com
Fight the Man! Distribute the Power!
jwright@pomona.edu
Lets bag us some RC5
Mr J (MIB)
If a few thousand kids with computers will wait a year to crack your encryption in their spare time, how long do you think a government will wait?
`Sean
What do you want your CPU to compute today?
snark@ping.be
Uff ... great 8-bit time ...
Vlk, l92048@decsys.vsb.cz
PPC, do the math!
ranma12@westnet.com
Got some spare time? Donate it!
VVN
This t-shirt says I am really cool in geek, buy I guess you haven´t cracked it yet.
zwisch
I guess RSA picked a fight with the wrong fellas, eh? A 56-bit push-over.
zwisch
You say "SHOW ME THE MONEY!", we say "HERE IT IS!"
dberry@optera.com
Demonstrating the weakness of 56-bit, so you don't find out the hard way.
Lithis
I cracked RC5, and all I got was this lousy t-shirt and $1000.
Lithis
When just running Quake fast isn't enough...
PixelBoy
Building a better lock, One key at a time.
cjs@snet.net
Finding it out the hard way, so you don't have to.
cjs@snet.net
Start shoveling
lcarver@brigadoon.com
kill pixels. not people.
mc89@cyberdiversion.org
2^56 bit keys... From the people who brought you $2^43 of debt. Yeah, they "understand" big numbers
gindrup@okway.okstate.edu
USGov.: 7 bytes for keys, one bitten public.
gindrup@okway.okstate.edu
2^14 for 2^34 made 2^56 into 0. With this kind of cooperation, who needs encryption?
gindrup@okway.okstate.edu
Buddy, can you spare me a CPU?
Capt. Sarcastic
Why are we cracking RC5? Because someone said we couldn't.
Starblade
Join the Herd
score600
Hackers: Ensuring your future privacy by cracking RC5.
anon.
Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
gluEsniffeR
Say, is that a hard drive in your pocket, or are you just happy to be cracking RC5?
Highwire
If RC5 makes you shudder, unite under the udder: Bovine!
Highwire
Like Romulus and Rhemus we raise our mouths to the teat of true security: Bovine
Highwire
Brother, can you spare a TRS-80?
wooledge@kellnet.com
RC5: Because a CPU is a terrible thing to waste.
wooledge@kellnet.com
Cray? We don't need no stinking Cray!
wooledge@kellnet.com
RC5: "How many blocks do you want to try today?"
aaroncash@netset.com
Keyspace, the final frontier.
dimitris@alien.bt.co.uk
Action must be taken. We don't need the keys - We'll break in!
It's a quote - just thought it fit well : )
You wanna walk with the blind .gov , that's fine, but me, my eyes are wide open...
SunDevil
Clipper Chip This, Asshole
Marleashes
Every cycle is sacred, every cycle is GOOD ! (inspired from Monthy Python)
klug@ifspc250.schiffbau.uni-hamburg.de
Join the Million CPU March on Washington D.C.
forstho@iit.edu
It's not how big your machine is... it's how you use it!
freeman@andrews.edu
Bovine + RC5 = Government cheese
gluEsniffeR
Q: What do Bill Clinton and RC5 have in common? A: Both have a weakness for Bovine.
gluEsniffeR
The Idle process running is a failure state.
score600
CP/M used 16-Bits; Billy uses 32-Bits; the Gov't needs 56-Bits; I need more.
higson@opa.gt.owl.de
It took us 25 years to enforce safety-belts in cars. We don't have 25 years in this branch ;-) Do something about it - Help Crash-Test Encryption
OpaH
Eeeee, cracking processor Gromit!
Cjt
Can YOU Keep a Secret?
janneok
Happiness is... yelling BINGO!
woody1
"Mooo-ore CPU cycles needed, and you may win money too. An offer you do not want to refuse." Says Don Boviono, the grand poopah of the Bovine clan.
pehlee@mail.tm.net.my
The stronger the encryption, the harder the Sledgehammer of Freedom!
Asmodai
Oppose Freedom: Encrypt - Government policy
Asmodai
56 bits, and more keys going on
blue0
If you really want to use your Amiga...... use it to CRACK RC5!!!
thiesen@algonet.se
REAL surprice is when you happens to stumble over the MAGIC KEY!!!
thiesen@algonet.se
Looking at the Mac's, who ever said Windows was fast?
jjs@bigfoot.com
Let's all hold hands and Cray!
mom@netmom.com
better living through digtal bits
ghbrett
Add, Exclusive Or, Rotate and Conquer
markl@glyphic.com
Sit on it, Add, Exclusive Or, and Rotate
markl@glyphic.com
stab rc5 and win... ping barbara!!!!
bloodstab@thru.net
I like to break things. Won't you join me?
talby
What do you wanna crack today?
adesbiens@top.monad.net
Together we are the strongest
rvvelzen@bart.nl
I broke the code and all I got was this lame T-shirt!
PMavers162@aol.com
32 bit CPU vs 56 bit RC5
James Williams
72 quadrillion to 1? Looking better all the time.
James Williams
Blood, sweat, tears, ... and CPU cycles
James Williams
56 bits? My CPU has more bits than that!
James Williams
Wouldn't it be a real pain in the ass if we got to the end and found out that they encrypted the message with a different format.
monaking@mail.fuse.net
Wanted: Keyring - must be able to hold 72 quadrillion keys. Will pay $1000.
monaking@mail.fuse.net
.gov vs .net: 2^56 rounds left
zachary
Why be idle? Crack RC5!
zachary
Bovine RC5 Crack: The Cow Tips Back!
asackett@earthling.net
"Hey, ya mind if we borrow Deep Blue for a few weeks?"
Mutiny
Could you imagine RC5's roulette wheel?
monaking@mail.fuse.net
I'm thinking of a number between 1 and say, 72,057,594,037,927,936....
monaking@mail.fuse.net
Pissed off NSA worker: OH, so 2^56 is too easy huh? Well let's see you try 2^72,057,594,037,927,936
monaking@mail.fuse.net
Visionary People are visionary, partly because of the great many things that they never get to see!
Larry Pingree
RC5 is *not* alive!
Lindsley@kuphsx.phsx.ukans.edu
Bovine RC5 cracker: Over 72 Quadrillion served!
Lindsley@kuphsx.phsx.ukans.edu
What does RC in RC5 stand for? Really Cocky...
Lindsley@kuphsx.phsx.ukans.edu
And they said craking was for geeks...
AGC
And not even professionals broke it? You can say RC5 is not all that was cracked up to be.
babyface
RC5 - If brute force doesn't work, use a bigger hammer.
mbulmer@hfnet.bt.co.uk
When 56 bits just won't do. Bovine.
Mr. Took
Bits? We don't need no Steeking Bits!!
Frito
When all else fails try, try, try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try,try, again!
Frito
If at first you don't succeed, try, try, BOVINE!!
Frito
Ha! They should have just put it under the doormat.
5A E6 7B 1C CF 88 11 A1
Mooooove over, Komrade Klinton...
Capt. Sarcastic
Let's put 56 bits out to pasture.
Capt. Sarcastic
RC5: Built Ford Tough
Sydlexius
Got RC5?
decoy
Where's the Key? Beef?
Drew BLOOD
Slip slackin away, Slip slackin awaaaay you know the nearer your destination the more you keep slip slacking away!
Drew BLOOD
I hope nobody contracts Mad Cow disease or perhaps Ecoli!
Drew BLOOD dchambers@naplesnet.com
It only takes 34 million centuries for 20 million PC's to crack the 128bit code.
LameR
202 billion things 2 do 2 a cow when ya all alone
katie (the crazy 1)
If at first you don't succeed... Sign up a friends CPU! Bruteforce@RC5
Joe67
Just me and 5,000 of my closest friends... Crack RC5 today!
Joe67
Cracking rc5 is so easy....even your grandma and her brand new Pentium II could do it, with a little help of course.
Crawl (grantmd@hotmail.com)
Now we know why all those cows were mad.. They were Crack'in!
Shadow Wolf
1101im not010101turning int0100 my computer010
jdrake2@ignatius.wju.edu
Idle CPU's are the workstations of the Devil.
HackerChick@shmoo.com
United we stand, divided we fall.
Thomas Jefferson?
Wouldn't you like to be a Cracker too?
Frito
Crack RC5! Thousands of CPU's can't be wrong!!
Frito
Crack RC5, It's better than the porn-surfing I caught you doing!
Frito
We are the few. The proud. The Bovines.
Espy
56 bits, and what do ya get? Another cracked code and a grand out of debt..
Dingo
On a scale from 1 to 72,057,594,037,927,936, how do you rate your cracking skills?
James Williams
Do something good for a change. CRACK!
Frito
Mo'Money Mo'Problems
Alby
RC5-56. Decoder wheel included in every PC!
colburn@goodnet.com
1 key down, just 72 zillion to go.
colburn@goodnet.com
Encrypt THIS, Uncle Sam!
colburn@goodnet.com
With 72 zillion keys, is there really a lock?
colburn@goodnet.com
I idle at 200Kkeys/sec.
colburn@goodnet.com
RC5-56?!? I thought you were going to ENCRYPT it!
colburn@goodnet.com
Earn up to $1,000 while you sleep! (Not affilated with a late-night infomercial.)
abszero@epix.net
The avalanche has already started. It is too late for the RC5-56 to get out of the way.
embassador.kosh@earthcorp.com
Reflection. Surprise. Terror. For the future.
embassador.kosh@earthcorp.com
This Bovine is No Bullshit
bsboy@disrespect.com
Security - it is out there.
kauko@kpuska.pp.fi
"No one will ever need more than 640 Kb of memory" --Bill Gates "No one will ever need more than a 56 bit key-length" --US Government
danger@visi.com
"56bits is secure!" "You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means."
danger@visi.com
Crack till the Cows come home!
johnsun@coastalnet.com
RC5-56: Cracked by a Cow-operative Effort
johnsun@coastalnet.com
Anyone got a spare CPU cycle?
swolfe@andrew.cmu.edu
I cracked RC5, and all i got was this bloody T-shirt.
omnibus
56 Bit keys? Been there, Cracked That!
Tempus
Use the brute force, luke!
lunaslide
Never underestimate the power of geeks in large groups.
lunaslide
2^56 keys comin' at cha, LoTek style.
lunaslide
Because the CPU cycle is a terrible thing to waste.
Tristan
987 days - 3,000,983 cans of coke - a few zillion cycles - you have no idea what im talking about do you ?
confuzn@gate.net
Well, I could have done this on my own...it would just have taken 1-2 days longer... ;-)
oops@bigfoot.de
Gee, Were you saying that you just leave your computer on all day and don't use it very much?-I'll put it to work for ya! heheheheeh
Mr. Ed rudiger@nwrain.net
They make'em. We break'em!
anarz
Making a bad world better through judicious use of bovine.
Chris DiBona chrisd@loc201.tandem.com
What's this System Idle Process?
goboom@tamu.edu
Dust off those CPU fans...
lunaslide
To encrypt is human, to crack, bovine.
robschool@nwu.edu
Bovine - 2^56, RC5 - 0
tabalon@bbtt.de
72,057,594,037,927,936 keys to check, 72,057,594,037,927,936 keys, you pick one out, doesn't work, 72,057,594,037,927,935 keys to check...
Outlet of Me (outlet@azstarnet.com)
My grnadmas cracking computers
BornDead
Fix the CPU idle bug!
krajewskil@csc.clpgh.org
If the system idle process with an rc5 crack, this thing would have been broken on day 1 by all the people running WNT.
TheEvilZed
If the system idle process was replaced with an rc5 crack, this thing would have been broken on day 1 by all the people running WNT.
TheEvilZed
Crack - We'll pay you to take it !
Oneko
RC5 cracked by Bovine Intervention
ant@acorn.com
You don't want all your cycles running word now do you?
chrsid@loc201.tandem.com
Hmm, pentim running solitare huh? I'll put that machine to good use.
chrisd@loc201.tandem.com
Shoot your television, it can't crack rc5.
Chrisd@loc201.tandem.com
render, shmender, I got RC5 running here.
chrisd@loc201.tandem.com
Oh c'mon, you don't need your server for that! Run RC5!
chrisd@loc201.tandem.com
MMX?!? RC5!
jamiese@tiac.net
1000 blocks a day keeps affectionating bovines away...
Whimpy
Spock: Captain, it's logical; the Klingons captured our RSA-56 bits encoded message.
Whimpy
BRUTE FORCE CONQUERS ALL
jn@earthling.net
RC5 - Big Brother Can't Do Anythng About It!
mailto:weakness@ais.net
RC5: 2^56 keys can't be wrong!
Mike Marcelais (michmarc@blarg.net)
The Biggest Computer on Earth may have a CPU on your desk.
Roy Stogner
We're building the Biggest Computer on Earth. Wanna join?
Roy Stogner
RC5 is like a woman, one crack at a time..
Drew Baxter (Droobie@orland.me.us)
Because 1984 is a more ominous number than 2^64.
WindWalker
If you _really_ think your system is secure... ...think again!
Mackan (marcus@telia.net)
You want power computing? Then learn something about distributed computing!
Hagi
Old Mc Donald had a farm, Key-high, key-high, flow. And on his farm he had some Cows ...
Mackan (marcus@telia.net)
I love the sound of processor-fans in the morning... Sound just like... Victory!
Mackan (marcus@telia.net)
RC% Sat on a Wall, RC5 had a great fall...
Ralph_
Rather Cow than Chicken
Mackan (marcus@telia.net)
Government officials go MOOO after death of 56bit key
ServMe@bigfoot.com
64-bit... size does matter!
willieG
Enryption? Ah.. Decription!!! The Cows
Eric
Cows (RC5) and women, whats the difference, both are easy to crack :)
Juha Niemela (Dreikki)
Please give generously to help eradicate RC5!
ben@fluff.org (fluffy)
RC5-56: Encryption for Dummies
dhugo@reallycool.com
Listen, sucker. It's you against the world. Let's see who cracks first.
Darkle
RC5: We will prove that this is not enough...
Maxx
The Bovine Project: Cracking till the cows come home
dinesh@alphaque.com
There was a time when RC5 was secure and skydiving dangerous...
Kotten (jesper@telia.net)